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| rdfs:comment | - Using a special combination of hydroquinone, Clorox and lighter fluid, the wash is applied all over your body using a loofah, or better yet, a brillo pad (depending how greasy you are). You scrub all over the skin and apply more Ethnic Cleanser as necessary. Wash everything very thoroughly, don't be afraid to really work it in. Remember, the tingly, mind numbingly excruciating pain just means its working. Most importantly, don't forget to scrub the dangly parts.
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| abstract | - Using a special combination of hydroquinone, Clorox and lighter fluid, the wash is applied all over your body using a loofah, or better yet, a brillo pad (depending how greasy you are). You scrub all over the skin and apply more Ethnic Cleanser as necessary. Wash everything very thoroughly, don't be afraid to really work it in. Remember, the tingly, mind numbingly excruciating pain just means its working. Most importantly, don't forget to scrub the dangly parts.
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