| rdfs:comment | - Den-Den Mushi: (croaky) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh~de Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh~ de ???: Hello! you are speaking to Co Assistant, Assistant, Vice-Captain, Captain, and Commodore of S.A.U.L, Yajimora....( He listens) hmmm. I'm on my way! Secretary(male): Well..( shrugs) You could say being the secretary of (emphasis) the, Fleet admiral ( dusts his shoulder) Yaji: OJIKI YUKI!* ( drop kicks the door down) *: Literally meaning: Uncle Yuki Secretary(male): w.w.w.w WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! ( trembles with mouth wide open) what have you done?! ( holds his head) -- The Seas around Elsabourg--
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| abstract | - Den-Den Mushi: (croaky) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh~de Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh~ de ???: Hello! you are speaking to Co Assistant, Assistant, Vice-Captain, Captain, and Commodore of S.A.U.L, Yajimora....( He listens) hmmm. I'm on my way! Secretary(male): Well..( shrugs) You could say being the secretary of (emphasis) the, Fleet admiral ( dusts his shoulder) Yaji: OJIKI YUKI!* ( drop kicks the door down) *: Literally meaning: Uncle Yuki Secretary(male): w.w.w.w WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! ( trembles with mouth wide open) what have you done?! ( holds his head) Secretary(male): How dare you?! Who are you?! I'll have you reported! Yaji: ( looks on the secretary's desk spotting a letter with his name on it) This is mine. Arigato! ( he walks off) Secretary(male): (speechless)........(enraged) COME BACK HERE (he spots Yaji has an armband with S.A.U.L on it) ehhhh S.A.U.L? Yajimora I need you to pick up 2 Elsabourg Donuts Yaji:( firey eyed) DOUGHNUTS!!! ( crinkles the paper and throws it into the bin and walks away)..unless. (bangs his fist on his palm) this is a test!! then i will become ADMIRAL!! ( starry eyed and drooling) i can see it now! YOSH! ( escape by drop kicking a window) Secretary(male): WAIT!! (looking around) I gotta clean this up before ( a shadow is cast above him) eh eh ( slowly turns around and shaking) F..Fl..Fleet Admiral. ( his jaw drops) Yaji: (smiles) YOSH!!! (he punches the button and the Dinghy jets off, almost lifting off the water) -- The Seas around Elsabourg-- ???: Yummm! * crunch, munch, munch, munch* These never get old... Sailor: Captain Bloodpudding!!! Bloodpudding: What? ( Bloodpudding is an extremely rotund man, he is really fat, like super fat, man of about 600lbs, he has a rugged beard and wears drab dull clothes, he also sports cowboy hat) Sailor: THERES A SHIP SPOTTED GOING TREMENDOUSLY FAST TOWARDS US! Bloodpudding: (stern) then blast it! Yaji: (groggy) eh? ( he spots the Jolly roger, it is a skull eating cake) hmmm ( he gets starry eyed and begins laughing meniacly) time for some fun ( he punches the button again) Sailor: Captain! Captain! we've lost sight of him! Bloodpudding: Find him! noone messes with the Thick Gut Pirates!! ( he looks forward and stops eating his eyes widen and his mouth also) Pirates: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Yaji: Yo ( waves) Bloodpudding:..... Yaji: since you rear-ended me i guess ( counts) 50 million beri will cover it Yaji: b... the money ( blacks out) Bloodpudding: (furious) I'll deal with you!! Sailor: Captain! (points) This guys a marine!! ( grabs Yaji's arm) S.A.U.L? Bloodpudding: You dont get my File:Bsymbol.gif10,000,000 bounty if you haven't roughed up a few marines!! Sailor: .....Captain don't you think it was a bit odd how he somehow got in front of us... then flyed backwards? Bloodpudding: Yes (drops the wok, it makes a large thud ) but he was defeated in one shot. This guys a pawn! Sailor 2: Captain! we are approaching Elsabourg Bloodpudding: Great! (looks at Yaji) But can we take the storage? After this idiot almost destroyed the Deck? ( looking at the damage) Sailor: Yes Captain! Bloodpudding: I can't wait to get to Elsabourg (starts drooling) Afterall their gonna run out Yaji: We have to get there quick! Bloodpudding: of course! Bloodpudding: THE MARINE!! ( picks up his wok and looks around) where'd he go? ( his eyes slowly move to the deck) WHERE'S HIS SHIP!! Yaji: oh( takes out a pen and paper) i think his name was bloodpudding ( writes bloodpudding's name on the paper) I'll send this to HQ to recieve my compensation ( grins with shining eyes) File:Bsymbol.gif50,000,000 sounds fair ( he sees a large factory with a large donut flag) oh! That maybe the place! to get directions to the donut factory. ???: work harder you dogs!!! ( the figure cracks his whip) FASTER! Old Lady: Mr. Curry please (coughs) i need water Curry: ( a slender pale man with a nice pencil moustache, he is the definition of sexy. He also has a combover and smokes a pipe) HAVE WATER IN HELL! ( pulls out a flintlock and points it to her head) Old Lady:.......but theres no water in hell (coughs) Curry:..... Then make good with your god!! ( starts laughing) DIE! Everyone: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!??!! Yaji: (under his breath) Soru! (he reappears beside Curry who still has the gun pointed at the old woman) You're willing to kill someone over Doughnuts (sternly) Curry: Elsabourg donuts!(grins) ARE TO DIE FOR! ( he fires his gun but realizes he is facing the roof) eh?( he spits out blood, then blacks out) Yaji: ... I didn't even use my finisher! ( puts his leg on Curry) uno, dos , tres. ( puts his arms up and starts crying) IM A CHAMPION( he hears a click of a gun) ehhhh who are you? Bloodpudding: (enraged) you nearly destoryed my ship (grinding his teeth) You take out my partner and destroy the factory! (furious) you see these 50 or so people? the population of elsabourg used to be 5,000! 4950 died from work exhaustion... Me and Curry had all the doughnuts to ourselves!!! (sniffs) eh...? Yaji: man you're fat... i'd say 600lbs! JEAGER PLEX ( he performs a perfect german suplex with a perfect back arch, slamming Bloodpudding's back on the cement, he says YAEGA!!!!) ehh.. are you still alive? ( releases his grip and gets on his feet) Yaji: Send one ship... ( feels Bloodpudding has a faint pulse) I'll also need paramedics.... ( eats a finished donut on one of the conveyor belts) These are awful ( puts a few donuts in a bag) What a crazy order! well its 1-0 for S.A.U.L ( he lifts up his ship as the workers rejoice)
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