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  • Clarinets actually comprise a family of instruments of differing sizes and pitches. It is the largest such instrument family, with more than a dozen types. Of these many are rare or obsolete, and music written for them is usually played on one of the more common size instruments. The unmodified word clarinet usually refers to the B soprano clarinet, by far the most common clarinet. (See "Clarinet Family"). A person who plays the clarinet is called a clarinetist or clarinettist.
  • The clarinet was invented around 1733. It is unknown by whom. Clarinets were based on an instrument called the chalumeau.
  • The clarinet is a reed wind intrument that is made out of plastic or wood. Usually, student clarinets are made out of plastic because wooden ones are really expensive. The clarinet is distantly related to the oboe in looks, so has a black body with sliver keys. It has several alternate fingerings, and a really cheap, single reed, as opposed to the expensive double reed of the oboe.
  • Clarry often has bad sound and one minor reason why was revealed in the episode: Best Day Ever, where its reed was too old, that even SpongeBob's tooth worked well. Also, Gary played the clarinet in the episode: The Paper. SpongeBob attemped to play the clarinet just as badly as Squidward in Opposite Day. Clarry also first appeared in the episode: Bubblestand.
  • A clarinet is a phallus shaped musical instrument of the woodwind family. Unlike an oboe, which is easily identified by sound, clarinets are only identifiable in an orchestra by who plays them. Clarinets players are either Fat Chicks who are too ugly to play flute, or girly-boys who are too effeminate to play a real instrument.
  • The clarinet is a type of woodwind instrument that has a single-reed mouthpiece, a straight cylindrical tube with an approximately cylindrical bore, and a flaring bell. A person who plays the clarinet is called a clarinetist or clarinettist.
  • A clarinet was a musical instrument. Children would learn to play them. The cantina band had one.
  • Keiko O'Brien played the clarinet in a woodwind quintet on the USS Enterprise-D. (TNG: "In Theory" ) When Jean-Luc Picard played on his Ressikan flute in 2369, he was accompanied by a computerized clarinet and cello, but later changed the clarinet to an oboe. (TNG: "A Fistful of Datas" )
  • The original Clarinet was created during World War IV by an unknown Alienetic soldier that wanted to celebrate Germany's victory over Russia by playing on his recorder. When he realized that he had eaten his recorder when the un-emergency rations were stolen by Robina Hood, he decided to fashion a wind instrument from his firearm. He modified it so that blowing into the opening of the barrel sounded somewhat like a dying Octopus. He also added four thousand buttons to confuse anyone who tried to play it. He had created the first clarinet. Unfortunately, he forgot that he still had a shell left in the shotgun, so when he figured out how to play above a concert G6, the supersonic vibrations set the gun off, which in turn blew his molecules into next Tuesday.
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  • Clarinets actually comprise a family of instruments of differing sizes and pitches. It is the largest such instrument family, with more than a dozen types. Of these many are rare or obsolete, and music written for them is usually played on one of the more common size instruments. The unmodified word clarinet usually refers to the B soprano clarinet, by far the most common clarinet. (See "Clarinet Family"). A person who plays the clarinet is called a clarinetist or clarinettist.
  • The clarinet was invented around 1733. It is unknown by whom. Clarinets were based on an instrument called the chalumeau.
  • The clarinet is a reed wind intrument that is made out of plastic or wood. Usually, student clarinets are made out of plastic because wooden ones are really expensive. The clarinet is distantly related to the oboe in looks, so has a black body with sliver keys. It has several alternate fingerings, and a really cheap, single reed, as opposed to the expensive double reed of the oboe.
  • The original Clarinet was created during World War IV by an unknown Alienetic soldier that wanted to celebrate Germany's victory over Russia by playing on his recorder. When he realized that he had eaten his recorder when the un-emergency rations were stolen by Robina Hood, he decided to fashion a wind instrument from his firearm. He modified it so that blowing into the opening of the barrel sounded somewhat like a dying Octopus. He also added four thousand buttons to confuse anyone who tried to play it. He had created the first clarinet. Unfortunately, he forgot that he still had a shell left in the shotgun, so when he figured out how to play above a concert G6, the supersonic vibrations set the gun off, which in turn blew his molecules into next Tuesday. At that point, another fellow soldier, Amadeus, walked into the room upon hearing such a beautiful, melodious sound. Amongst the splattered brains, he found the modified shotgun. He then took it, and deserted the army with it. He fled to the New World, where music had not been discovered yet. There he taught the natives all about music, and along with the natives started to chop down all of their old growth forests to mass produce more clarinets.
  • Clarry often has bad sound and one minor reason why was revealed in the episode: Best Day Ever, where its reed was too old, that even SpongeBob's tooth worked well. Also, Gary played the clarinet in the episode: The Paper. SpongeBob attemped to play the clarinet just as badly as Squidward in Opposite Day. Clarry also first appeared in the episode: Bubblestand.
  • A clarinet is a phallus shaped musical instrument of the woodwind family. Unlike an oboe, which is easily identified by sound, clarinets are only identifiable in an orchestra by who plays them. Clarinets players are either Fat Chicks who are too ugly to play flute, or girly-boys who are too effeminate to play a real instrument.
  • Keiko O'Brien played the clarinet in a woodwind quintet on the USS Enterprise-D. (TNG: "In Theory" ) When Jean-Luc Picard played on his Ressikan flute in 2369, he was accompanied by a computerized clarinet and cello, but later changed the clarinet to an oboe. (TNG: "A Fistful of Datas" ) Harry Kim was an adept clarinet player, but left his instrument behind when he reported aboard the USS Voyager. His mother asked Captain Janeway if she could send it to him, but there wasn't sufficient time. (VOY: "Caretaker") In 2372, Harry ate Neelix's galley food for a week (saving up his replicator rations) to produce a new clarinet to practice with. (VOY: "Parturition") At least a couple times, he practiced playing the instrument while Tom Paris was visiting him in his quarters. (VOY: "Parturition", "The Thaw") In 2373, he played his clarinet at a Voyager talent night. (VOY: "Coda") He composed a solo, Echoes of the Void, that he played on the instrument in 2375. (VOY: "Night") Kim also played clarinet in the jazz combo Harry Kim and the Kimtones. (VOY: "Virtuoso")
  • The clarinet is a type of woodwind instrument that has a single-reed mouthpiece, a straight cylindrical tube with an approximately cylindrical bore, and a flaring bell. A person who plays the clarinet is called a clarinetist or clarinettist.
  • A clarinet was a musical instrument. Children would learn to play them. The cantina band had one.
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