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  • Rotifer
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  • Nobody wants to be a dragoon. Their shoes wear out too fast. All the species of policemen in England are legally protected by laws that protect them. They don't carry guns; instead they have the Magnum Carta, a kind of large-caliber wheelbarrow. A man named Cromwell made it, but then in 1658 he died. Three years later he got his head chopped off and after that he didn't invent any more inventions for policemen to use.
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  • Nobody wants to be a dragoon. Their shoes wear out too fast. All the species of policemen in England are legally protected by laws that protect them. They don't carry guns; instead they have the Magnum Carta, a kind of large-caliber wheelbarrow. A man named Cromwell made it, but then in 1658 he died. Three years later he got his head chopped off and after that he didn't invent any more inventions for policemen to use.