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| rdfs:comment | - One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick stuck this way!"
- Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Santa sits us on his knee Christmas gifts lie patiently Beneath our decorated tree Fa ya la la ya la la la leee! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! It's that time To send a gift To those of us less fortunate Alvin: Dave, if Christmas is so merry, why did you say, it makes you uptight? Dave: Uh, I never said that Alvin. Theodore: Yes you did. Dave: I don't need this from you, Theodore. Alvin: You said you can't wait for it to be over and that- Dave: Ho ho ho, Alvin, that's your line, ho ho ho. Alvin: Like, cash Grandma, send us cash. Dave: Alvin! The Chipmunks: Yeah! Dave: So!
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| Description | - "Ho Ho Ho" is an original song performed by The Chipmunks featuring Dave Seville. The song is a part of both the Undeniable and the Chipmunks Christmas albums.
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| Video | - Alvin And The Chipmunks- Ho Ho Ho
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| abstract | - Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Santa sits us on his knee Christmas gifts lie patiently Beneath our decorated tree Fa ya la la ya la la la leee! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! It's that time To send a gift To those of us less fortunate Alvin: Dave, if Christmas is so merry, why did you say, it makes you uptight? Dave: Uh, I never said that Alvin. Theodore: Yes you did. Dave: I don't need this from you, Theodore. Alvin: You said you can't wait for it to be over and that- Dave: Ho ho ho, Alvin, that's your line, ho ho ho. The Chipmunks: Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Carolers sing merrily Presents promise happiness If only temporarily Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Grandma sends a baby truck We are way to old for that But Dave tells us to suck it up Fa ya la la ya la la la yup! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! It's that time To send a gift To those of us less fortunate Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Carolers sing merrily Presents promise happiness If only temporarily Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Grandma sends a baby truck We are way to old for that But Dave tells us to suck it up Fa ya la la ya la la la yup! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! It's that time To celebrate And send gifts we'll appreciate Alvin: Like, cash Grandma, send us cash. Dave: Alvin! Theodore: No more trucks grandma. The Chipmunks: Yeah! Dave: Uh-shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote, PLEASE! Alvin: Aw- but you're in a bad mood anyway, and just be- Dave: I am NOT IN A BAD MOOD! Theodore: Dave, you always said to be honest with our feelings. Dave: So! Simon: Just admit that you're, stressed. Dave: I am NOT STRESSED! The Chipmunks: Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Cars are honking constantly Giving David headaches And increasing his anxiety Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Grown-ups seem to go berserk Why are parents so wigged-out When Santa Claus does all the work? Fa ya la la ya la la berserk! Dave: Uh-okay hold it right there guys. This is not what I wrote, and I never said to suck it up! The Chipmunks: Yes you did. Theodore: Suck it up fellas, just quit your whining and suck it up! That's what you said, Dave. Dave: Uh- can we just stick to the song! Alvin: We're just trying to express our feelings. And just because we want iPods and cash, AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-! Dave: Oh just suck it up, Alvin! Alvin: Ha ha gotcha! Dave: Alvin! Alvin: You are so busted! Dave: Alvin! Alvin: Oh just admit that- Dave: ALVIN! The Chipmunks: Ho ho ho And jingle jingle Bells are ringing all around Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our Very merry tinsel town Oh yeah oh oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh
- One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick stuck this way!"
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