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rdfs:label	Cthulhu-Jesus
rdfs:comment	Cthulhu-Jesus is the melding of Jesus and the manifestation of all that is from the blackness beyond the veil into corporeal form. Sometimes It's name is Brian. It is dead, but dreaming, and one day will arise from Its crypt outside of time to devour the souls of all who resist the horrific screeching siren song, the Call of Cthulu-Jesus. Beyond the reach of God and gods alike, It shifts in Its death-dream. A Darkness is coming. The stars shall, one by one, wink out.
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abstract	Cthulhu-Jesus is the melding of Jesus and the manifestation of all that is from the blackness beyond the veil into corporeal form. Sometimes It's name is Brian. It is dead, but dreaming, and one day will arise from Its crypt outside of time to devour the souls of all who resist the horrific screeching siren song, the Call of Cthulu-Jesus. Beyond the reach of God and gods alike, It shifts in Its death-dream. A Darkness is coming. The stars shall, one by one, wink out.