| abstract | - Nate and Francis' Locker is the second floor locker shared by Nate Wright and Francis Pope. Nate mentioned that it was number 217 in a comic, and 666 in another. Nate's dad claims that Nate cannot remember the combo of the locker. The locker is known to be very messy, although Nate claims that he has a filing system. Lots of random items are inside the locker, including
* Lots of food (donuts, cotton candy, etc)
* Lots of reports
* A spitball collection
* 49 jelly beans
* 27 pencils
* 16 empty Cheez Doodle bags
* 13 pairs of unwashed socks
* 12.3 pounds of math homework
* 12 packaged jelly-filled donuts
* 6.333?cups of dirt
* 3 molded (and moldy) plastic mouth guards
* 2 unfinished Dr. Cesspool comics
* 2 wooden drumsticks
* 2 chicken drumsticks
* 2 hamsters
* 1 Edmontosaurus tooth
* 1 Mackerel
* 1 deflated volleyball
* 1 pair of Mr. Galvin's dentures
* 1 sombrero
* 1 lawn gnome head
* 1 drawing signed by Picasso
* 1 shower
* 1 hamster cage
* 1 autographed photo of Abraham Lincoln
* 1 Faberge Egg
* 1 autographed Mickey Mantel card
* 1 guard dog
* 1 swimsuit photo of Greta Van Susteren
* 1 dead mackerel
* 1 Picasso painting
* 1 signed copy of the Declaration of Independence
* 1 empty plastic soda bottle
* 1 potato
* 1 seventy-eight record of "Who shot Willie?"
* 1 forty-five record of "Who shot Willie?"
* Half a roll of toilet paper
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