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  • Michael Chertoff
  • Michael Chertoff
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  • Michael Chertoff is the Greatest Homeland Security Secretary Ever. He makes sure Americans are secure and the Homeland is safe from Communists, terrorists, Nazis, Islamofacists and hurricanes. Michael is praised by Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush often as being the greatest Homeland Security Secretary Ever. He loves America and Americans and proves it by being the best person in charge when it comes to natural disasters such as hurricanes (see:Hurricane Katrina). He is a member of God's own party.
  • Deputy was Alice Fisher Was on the Sep 25 2002 trip of Gonzales, Addington, Haynes, and Rizzo to Guantanamo
  • Michael Chertoff was the Secretary of Homeland Security under George Bush and the main antagonist of the "Pandemic" story arc. He is the one who has the Peruvian pan flute bands captured, allowing the Furry Death and Guinea Creatures to begin rampaging all over the world. He personally seeks to eliminate Craig.
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Job
  • Former Secretary of Homeland Security, Attorney
Final
  • "Pandemic 2: The Startling"
Appearance
  • "Pandemic"
Hair
  • Black
DOB
  • 1953-11-28
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  • Guinea Pirate
Religion
  • Judaism
Gender
  • Male
Race
  • Guinea Creature
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  • Michael Chertoff is the Greatest Homeland Security Secretary Ever. He makes sure Americans are secure and the Homeland is safe from Communists, terrorists, Nazis, Islamofacists and hurricanes. Michael is praised by Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush often as being the greatest Homeland Security Secretary Ever. He loves America and Americans and proves it by being the best person in charge when it comes to natural disasters such as hurricanes (see:Hurricane Katrina). He is a member of God's own party.
  • Michael Chertoff was the Secretary of Homeland Security under George Bush and the main antagonist of the "Pandemic" story arc. He is the one who has the Peruvian pan flute bands captured, allowing the Furry Death and Guinea Creatures to begin rampaging all over the world. He personally seeks to eliminate Craig. He reappears in the continuation "Pandemic 2: The Startling" where he personally confronts the boys, and reveals his true form as the Guinea Pirate, leader of the Furry Death. However, Craig defeats him with his superpowers completely by accident, and he is replaced. However, at the end of the episode, he somehow escapes from jail and wreaks havoc once again, but this situation remains unresolved by the end of the episode.
  • Deputy was Alice Fisher Was on the Sep 25 2002 trip of Gonzales, Addington, Haynes, and Rizzo to Guantanamo
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