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  • Gnostic
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  • Gnostic is the name of a follower of an old Death Metal Band in Ancient Rome formed by Valentinus, Marcion, and Crazy Carpocrates (who was best known for his outragious stunts), which was popular around 300BC. The band was originally a reaction to the rise of Neoplatonic electronic dance music, and it had gained a significant cult following before being enveloped by the success of Christos. A Gnostic is identifiable by wearing a Klansman hood and burlap S/M, whipping themselves and chanting their devotion to Gnosis.
  • People worshiping millions of little demons so they could achieve the status of Satan's ewe.
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  • Gnostic is the name of a follower of an old Death Metal Band in Ancient Rome formed by Valentinus, Marcion, and Crazy Carpocrates (who was best known for his outragious stunts), which was popular around 300BC. The band was originally a reaction to the rise of Neoplatonic electronic dance music, and it had gained a significant cult following before being enveloped by the success of Christos. A Gnostic is identifiable by wearing a Klansman hood and burlap S/M, whipping themselves and chanting their devotion to Gnosis.
  • People worshiping millions of little demons so they could achieve the status of Satan's ewe.