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  • Planet Hollywood
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  • Planet Hollywood is due to be included in the solar system after Pluto was stripped of its planet status in 2006 for being "too wimpy". Planet Hollywood is home to some of the most evil people in the universe, who intend to conquer the Earth by unleashing wave after wave of Leonardo DiCaprio movies. The current President of Planet Hollywood is in fact Mel Gibson who rose to power after taking in excess of $600 million for his film, "Passion of the Christ", a story he plagiarised from the Bible. Gibson used the money to purchase 600 million donuts, which he then used to bribe previous leader Rosie O'Donnell into declaring him overlord.
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  • Planet Hollywood is due to be included in the solar system after Pluto was stripped of its planet status in 2006 for being "too wimpy". Planet Hollywood is home to some of the most evil people in the universe, who intend to conquer the Earth by unleashing wave after wave of Leonardo DiCaprio movies. The current President of Planet Hollywood is in fact Mel Gibson who rose to power after taking in excess of $600 million for his film, "Passion of the Christ", a story he plagiarised from the Bible. Gibson used the money to purchase 600 million donuts, which he then used to bribe previous leader Rosie O'Donnell into declaring him overlord.
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