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  • Prince Harry of Wales
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  • Prince Henry of Wales (Harry Saxon Windsor; born 15 September 1984), commonly known as The Artist Formerly known as Prince Harry, is the younger son of Charles, Prince of Wales (well, officially anyway) and the late Diana, Princess of Wales, and fourth grandchild of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. As such, Prince Harry (Duke of Nitwit, Baron of Bognor, the Lord of Go Fuck Yourself) is third in line to the throne of the United Kingdom, something which would never happen in a country with a sensible attitude to choosing its head of state.
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  • Prince Henry of Wales (Harry Saxon Windsor; born 15 September 1984), commonly known as The Artist Formerly known as Prince Harry, is the younger son of Charles, Prince of Wales (well, officially anyway) and the late Diana, Princess of Wales, and fourth grandchild of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. As such, Prince Harry (Duke of Nitwit, Baron of Bognor, the Lord of Go Fuck Yourself) is third in line to the throne of the United Kingdom, something which would never happen in a country with a sensible attitude to choosing its head of state. Harry was awarded the title of 'Harry Pothead' after becoming Europe's most popular dealer of recreational drugs in 2005. Cults worship him as if he were a God, followers attempt to imitate him by dying their hair ginger and acting like guffawing upper-class morons. He has consistently won the renowned title of 'Upper Class Twit Of The Year' as well as 'Britain's Biggest Minger' for the past five years. Prince Harry also visited Lord Jaffa's son Weasly in the story of creation in the religion Gingeranity.