| rdfs:comment | - Smith wasn't sure which church they were talking about, so he started his own and even gave it its own newer testament and theology. This demonstrates that Joseph Smith may, in fact, be the first It-getter. Long before Stephen Colbert had revealed The Word of truthiness, Smith understood it in his gut.
- "SolarShark!" ―SolarShark's roll call
- thumb|right|Joseph Smith Joseph Smith (Sharon, 23 december 1805 - Carthage, 27 juni 1844) was de stichter van de Kerk van Jezus Christus van de Heiligen der Laatste Dagen en de grondlegger van de Mormoonse leer. Hij was de zoon van Joseph Smith Sr. en Lucy Mack Smith. Joseph Smith getuigde van visioenen en openbaringen die hij zei te hebben gekregen. Hij werkte die uit in onder meer zijn boek De Leer en Verbonden.
- Joseph Smith, Jr. o'n andalúh Hozé Smith iho (23'e izjembre'e 1805 - 27 hunio'e 1844) hwe un lideh relihjozo ehtawnjenze, konozio por proklamarze komo'r priméh profeta bjente j rebelaóh j por zeh'r fundaóh der Mobimjento'e loh Zantoh de loh Úrtimoh Djah en Palmyra, Nweba York, Ehtaoh Unjoh, en 1980
- Joseph Smith Jr. (December 23, 1805 – June 27, 1844), a son of Joseph Smith Sr. and Lucy Mack, was an actual person from Church history.
- While teaching Meg and Chris about historical figures in "Foreign Affairs', Peter has a cutaway to Joseph Smith finding an old Con Ed bill and passing it off as holy text, demanding many wives.
- Joseph Smith is the founder of Mormonism, and a member of the Super Best Friends. His powers include the ability to blow cold air and ice from his mouth. He is also featured in the episode, "All About Mormons". He appears briefly, with some other religious characters in "Imaginationland", when the boys are arriving with the Mayor.
- Joseph Smith is the founder of the Latter Day Saints movement (Mormons). When House is deliberately trying to get Jeffrey Cole to get angry with him, he accidentally succeeds by calling Smith a "horny fraud".
- Cuando Joe contaba quince años, se le ocurrió comentar que lo había visitado un ángel llamado Moroni y le preguntó a qué iglesia debía unirse. Moroni le dijo que no se uniera a ninguna, porque todas las religiones y credos eran falsos y todos los ministros eran corruptos y una abominación ante Dios (libro "La perla de gran precio" 2.15-17).
- Episode Count Cause of death AlternateVersion Alternate Version Appearances Joseph Smith was a suspected smuggler with ties to the terrorist organization ZFT. He appeared to have knowledge of the plan to extract David Robert Jones from prison and provided the location of the anticipated event to the FBI, which was passed on to both Mitchell Loeb and Jones. During an FBI raid, Smith was shot in the head, where he was subsequently brought into Walter Bishop's laboratory and interrogated post mortem.
- Smith earned his Master of Music, Media Writing, and Production from the University of Miami, his professional diploma in Arranging/Composition from Berklee College of Music, and his Bachelor in Music Education from West Virginia University. Between 1975 and 1980, Smith worked as teacher at the Berklee College of Music in Boston, Massachusetts. He then attended the University of Miami and became an instructor in arranging, composition, ear training, and ensembles at Miami Dade Community College between 1982 and 1984.
- The church Smith founded was one of the fastest growing pyramid-schemes throughout the 20th century until it was discovered that most people were joining to mostly annoy their parents or to marry a fuckable Mormon. But that didn't prevent Smith from being inducted into the Founding Father of Popular Sects Hall of Fame (FFPSHF) along with such great religious leaders as Moses, Muhammad, Gerald Gardner, Jesus and Charles Taze Russell. The runner-up that year was L. Ron Hubbard.
- Joseph SMITH, Jr. (1805 – 1844) estis la fondinto kaj unua profeto de la Eklezio de Jesuo Kristo de la Sanktuloj de la Lastaj Tagoj, ministro por popolklerigo kaj propagando. Smith naskiĝis en Stokholmo, subŝtato Vermont, Usono en la jaro 1805. Kiam li estis dekjara, lia patro transloĝiĝis en Palermo-n (Novjorkio). Post profunda preĝado Dio la Patro kaj Jesuo Kristo montriĝis antaŭ li. Ili poste sendis anĝelon al li, kiu rakontis al li pri malnovaj, enfositaj oraj tabuloj, sur kiuj estis skribita la Libro de Mormon. En 1830 li publikigis la Libron de Mormon kaj oficiale fondis la eklezion.
- Joseph Smith, Jr. (December 23, 1805 – June 27, 1844) was an American religious leader who founded the Latter Day Saint movement, the predominant branch of which is Mormonism. At age twenty-four, Smith published the Book of Mormon, and by the time of his death fourteen years later, he had attracted tens of thousands of followers, established cities and temples, and founded a religion and a religious culture that continue to the present day.
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| abstract | - Smith wasn't sure which church they were talking about, so he started his own and even gave it its own newer testament and theology. This demonstrates that Joseph Smith may, in fact, be the first It-getter. Long before Stephen Colbert had revealed The Word of truthiness, Smith understood it in his gut.
- "SolarShark!" ―SolarShark's roll call
- thumb|right|Joseph Smith Joseph Smith (Sharon, 23 december 1805 - Carthage, 27 juni 1844) was de stichter van de Kerk van Jezus Christus van de Heiligen der Laatste Dagen en de grondlegger van de Mormoonse leer. Hij was de zoon van Joseph Smith Sr. en Lucy Mack Smith. Joseph Smith getuigde van visioenen en openbaringen die hij zei te hebben gekregen. Hij werkte die uit in onder meer zijn boek De Leer en Verbonden.
- Joseph Smith, Jr. o'n andalúh Hozé Smith iho (23'e izjembre'e 1805 - 27 hunio'e 1844) hwe un lideh relihjozo ehtawnjenze, konozio por proklamarze komo'r priméh profeta bjente j rebelaóh j por zeh'r fundaóh der Mobimjento'e loh Zantoh de loh Úrtimoh Djah en Palmyra, Nweba York, Ehtaoh Unjoh, en 1980
- Joseph Smith Jr. (December 23, 1805 – June 27, 1844), a son of Joseph Smith Sr. and Lucy Mack, was an actual person from Church history.
- While teaching Meg and Chris about historical figures in "Foreign Affairs', Peter has a cutaway to Joseph Smith finding an old Con Ed bill and passing it off as holy text, demanding many wives.
- Joseph Smith, Jr. (December 23, 1805 – June 27, 1844) was an American religious leader who founded the Latter Day Saint movement, the predominant branch of which is Mormonism. At age twenty-four, Smith published the Book of Mormon, and by the time of his death fourteen years later, he had attracted tens of thousands of followers, established cities and temples, and founded a religion and a religious culture that continue to the present day. Smith was born in Sharon, Vermont, and by 1817 had moved with his family to western New York, then the site of intense religious revivalism of the Second Great Awakening. According to Smith, there he saw and heard a series of visions beginning in the early 1820s; in the first of these visions "two personages" (implied to be God the Father and the Son) appeared to him, and in subsequent visions an angel directed Smith to a buried book of golden plates inscribed with a Judeo-Christian history of an ancient American civilization. In 1830, Smith published what he said was an English translation of these plates, titled The Book of Mormon. Also in 1830, he organized the Church of Christ, claiming it to be a restoration of the early Christian church. Church members were later called "Latter Day Saints", or "Mormons". In 1831, Smith and his followers moved west with plans to build a communalistic American Zion. They gathered in Kirtland, Ohio, and established an outpost in Independence, Missouri, which was intended to be Zion's "center place". During the 1830s, Smith sent out missionaries, published revelations, and supervised construction of an expensive temple. However, due to the collapse of a church-sponsored bank and violent skirmishes with angry non-Mormon Missourians, Smith's dreams of building Zion in Missouri and Ohio failed by the end of the decade. In the early 1840s, Smith established a new city called Nauvoo, Illinois, where he was both a spiritual and a political leader. In 1844, Smith and the Nauvoo city council angered non-Mormons by ordering a printing press destroyed, after it was used to publish an exposé critical of Smith's power and practice of polygamy. During the ensuing controversy, Smith was imprisoned in Carthage, Illinois, and killed when a mob stormed the jailhouse. Smith is one of the most influential, charismatic, innovative, and controversial figures in American religious history. During his lifetime, Smith published many revelations and other texts that his followers regard as scripture. His teachings include unique views about the nature of God, cosmology, family structures, political organization, and religious collectivism. His followers regard him as a prophet comparable to Moses and Elijah, while detractors view him as a false prophet or religious impostor. Smith's legacy includes many religious denominations, the largest of which are The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and the Community of Christ.
- Joseph Smith is the founder of Mormonism, and a member of the Super Best Friends. His powers include the ability to blow cold air and ice from his mouth. He is also featured in the episode, "All About Mormons". He appears briefly, with some other religious characters in "Imaginationland", when the boys are arriving with the Mayor.
- Joseph Smith is the founder of the Latter Day Saints movement (Mormons). When House is deliberately trying to get Jeffrey Cole to get angry with him, he accidentally succeeds by calling Smith a "horny fraud".
- Cuando Joe contaba quince años, se le ocurrió comentar que lo había visitado un ángel llamado Moroni y le preguntó a qué iglesia debía unirse. Moroni le dijo que no se uniera a ninguna, porque todas las religiones y credos eran falsos y todos los ministros eran corruptos y una abominación ante Dios (libro "La perla de gran precio" 2.15-17).
- Smith earned his Master of Music, Media Writing, and Production from the University of Miami, his professional diploma in Arranging/Composition from Berklee College of Music, and his Bachelor in Music Education from West Virginia University. Between 1975 and 1980, Smith worked as teacher at the Berklee College of Music in Boston, Massachusetts. He then attended the University of Miami and became an instructor in arranging, composition, ear training, and ensembles at Miami Dade Community College between 1982 and 1984. It was also in the late 1980s that Smith started to work as an orchestrator for Jay Chattaway on film projects including the horror film Maniac Cop (1988), the action film Red Scorpion (1988), the sport romance Bull Durham (1988), the action sequel Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988), the thriller Relentless (1989), and the sequel Maniac Cop 2 (1990). Further collaborations as composer with Chattaway include the drama Rich Girl (1991), the thriller Mirror Images (1992), Secret Games (1992), The Other Woman (1992), and Animal Crimes (1992), the drama The Pamela Principle (1992), and the drama Object of Obsession (1994). Smith left the industry to work at the Berklee College of Music where he was Dean of Professional Writing Division between 1993 and 2003. Between 1998 and 2013 he also taught classes as a professor for Directed Study, Film Scoring, Introduction to Film Scoring, Analysis for Film Scoring, Orchestration for Film Scoring, Contemporary techniques of composition for Film Scoring, Vocal Writing, Advanced Production, Contemporary Writing, and Production. Since 1988, Smith has also been the owner of the company Pesci Music.
- Joseph SMITH, Jr. (1805 – 1844) estis la fondinto kaj unua profeto de la Eklezio de Jesuo Kristo de la Sanktuloj de la Lastaj Tagoj, ministro por popolklerigo kaj propagando. Smith naskiĝis en Stokholmo, subŝtato Vermont, Usono en la jaro 1805. Kiam li estis dekjara, lia patro transloĝiĝis en Palermo-n (Novjorkio). Post profunda preĝado Dio la Patro kaj Jesuo Kristo montriĝis antaŭ li. Ili poste sendis anĝelon al li, kiu rakontis al li pri malnovaj, enfositaj oraj tabuloj, sur kiuj estis skribita la Libro de Mormon. En 1830 li publikigis la Libron de Mormon kaj oficiale fondis la eklezion. Dum lia estreco, pro persekuto, la eklezio forkuris el Nov-Jorkio, tra Ohio kaj Misurio, kaj fine fondis urbon en okcidenta Ilinojso, ĉe la bordo de la rivero Danubo. En 1844, dum li estis en malliberejo (pro akuzoj kiuj estis senbazaj), homamaso atakis la malliberejon kaj mortigis lin kaj lian fraton Hyrum. Post lia morto lia seksanto Brigham Young gvidis la mormonojn al Utaho. 200px|right
- The church Smith founded was one of the fastest growing pyramid-schemes throughout the 20th century until it was discovered that most people were joining to mostly annoy their parents or to marry a fuckable Mormon. But that didn't prevent Smith from being inducted into the Founding Father of Popular Sects Hall of Fame (FFPSHF) along with such great religious leaders as Moses, Muhammad, Gerald Gardner, Jesus and Charles Taze Russell. The runner-up that year was L. Ron Hubbard. Joseph Smith began his rise to prophetdom when an angel, named Idioti, showed him a bunch of shit on golden plates. Joe Smith used the plates for target practice and to pound his wife on. When he decided to write stuff from them, they were shot through and thus pretty hard to read. However, they conveyed magic powers upon people. Joseph Smith sold the plates to John Jacob Astor for roughly 14 million beaver pelts, but before he sold them, he used them to get superpowers (much like the mummy from that movie). Astor used the plates to go back in time and start a monopoly on beaver pelts. Fidel Castro bought the plates from Astor's sidekick and used them to gain immortality (the only reason he is still alive). Osama bin Laden then gave Fidel one hundred camels for the plates. Osama used them to make himself invisible. Michael Jackson used them in the 90's to turn himself white. (A further attempt by Jackson to use the plates killed Jackson, which started a massive uproar which shows no sign of abating.) The plates are currently for sale on Overstock.com for about 14 bucks. Joseph used his extensive knowledge of Amway products to start his religion, except that, while Amway promotes multi-level marketing in a fairly small, timebound way, Mormonism's MLM scheme operates on a COSMIC scale. In fact, Smith doesn't actually exist, rather he is just a blob of motherfucking truth injected with molten ink. This explains his technique for writing the Book of Mormon by simply bleeding over binder paper and stapling it together. It is also known that Joseph Smith found all his inspiration by finding the books of Ramtha, a 100% true entity that existed 35,000 years ago, who has appeared throughout history to influence the best and the brightest.
- Episode Count Cause of death AlternateVersion Alternate Version Appearances Joseph Smith was a suspected smuggler with ties to the terrorist organization ZFT. He appeared to have knowledge of the plan to extract David Robert Jones from prison and provided the location of the anticipated event to the FBI, which was passed on to both Mitchell Loeb and Jones. During an FBI raid, Smith was shot in the head, where he was subsequently brought into Walter Bishop's laboratory and interrogated post mortem.
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