• Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream/Quotes
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  • :Lois: Oh, hi, Chris, how was school? :Chris: It was great, I met a girl, Mom. :Lois: That's wonderful, honey. :Chris: Yeah, her name is Lindsey, like the state. :Lois: Is she nice? :Chris: Yeah, she's really nice and super pretty and her bicycle seats smells like strawberries. :Lois: Ohh ... okay. :Chris: I'm gonna go upstairs and alternate between hopeful excitement and suicidal pessimism. ---- :Lois: Peter, I need you to drop Stewie off at daycare and then shred this big stack of old bank statements. :Peter: You got it, Lois. :[at daycare, the stack is in the circle of playful children. Zoom out with an oblivious Peter in blood from chin to trousers] :Peter: Is he always this quiet? ---- :Stewie: Are you kiddin' me? Are they not seeing this? :Brian: I know, it's kinda creepy, it's almost like [Chris is] dating Lois. :Stewie: Yeah...looks like somebody's getting a little oedipussy. :Brian: Can we say that? :Stewie: Just did. ---- :Lindsey: [dressed as Lois] Thanks for buying me these clothes, Glenn. :Quagmire: You're welcome. [to Mort, also dressed as Lois] And you're dismissed. :Mort Goldman: Do I still get to keep the twenty?
  • Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream