| abstract | - Plays With Squirrels is an alternate personality of Eric in the future reality in Seven the Hard Way. After graduation, Eric changed his name, and gave up all his worldly possessions to live as a hermit. Squirrels dresses like Noah, and is happily married to a moose. He also purifies his own urine and drinks it for sustenance, and has grown incapable of utilizing the Feeny Call from lack of use. Plays With [aka Mr. Squirrels] decided to spend his time writing a compendium of all his knowledge in a very large book titled Mi Manifesto, or The Secret of Life. However, he only wrote one line: "Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself." When asked why he didn't write anything else, he replied, "Because nothing else seemed important."
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