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  • Vulcan (fakeass planet)
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  • Vulcan (also, Fake-Ass Planet) was a fun-seeking entity that entered the solar system during the Telescope Age. Ever the prankster, Vulcan disguised itself as a planet, and took up orbit between the system’s twin suns. Albert Einstein’s theory of general relativity, eventually told the planet to stop existing. Vulcan, in retaliation, forced Einstein to regenerate into Alan Turing.
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  • Vulcan (also, Fake-Ass Planet) was a fun-seeking entity that entered the solar system during the Telescope Age. Ever the prankster, Vulcan disguised itself as a planet, and took up orbit between the system’s twin suns. Albert Einstein’s theory of general relativity, eventually told the planet to stop existing. Vulcan, in retaliation, forced Einstein to regenerate into Alan Turing.