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| rdfs:comment | - Bestiality is extremely taboo even in most secular cultures. If the animal is harmed this should certainly be illegal under animal cruelty laws.
- Bestiality is the practice of sex between human beings and non-human animals. According to the Bible, bestiality is a perversion and is punishable by death (Exodus 22:19, Leviticus 18;23). "Florida Sen. Nan Rich, a Democrat, ... says research has shown that people who molest animals are likely to rape or molest people." In thirty-six of America's states, bestiality is illegal. Alaska is considering a ban.
- Conducting sexual acts with an animal. This article is a stub. You can help by [ expanding it].
- Bestiality is the beast thing ever! Or is it beastiality is the best thing ever? Or maybe they both suck? Dogs? Double entendre? Whatever. Bestiality isn't what you think it is. That's Beastiality, and it's wrong. For that kind of beastiality see NEABLA. Bestiality is actually the action of two Shi Tzu dogs conducting a section of french horns from the London Symphony Orchestra while simultaneously juggling umbrellas. This was determined by Reuters to be "THE best thing ever!", so in turn, the act of carrying such a thing out would be Bestiality.
- Bestiality is an extremely popular pastime whereby a man, woman, or child indulges in consensual sex with a horny and willing animal, often leading to marriage. It was invented in 1837 by Sir Thomas GoatFuck and is legal in most States of America, the one exception being Arkansas where the only sexual activity permitted by law is incest.
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| abstract | - Bestiality is extremely taboo even in most secular cultures. If the animal is harmed this should certainly be illegal under animal cruelty laws.
- Bestiality is the practice of sex between human beings and non-human animals. According to the Bible, bestiality is a perversion and is punishable by death (Exodus 22:19, Leviticus 18;23). "Florida Sen. Nan Rich, a Democrat, ... says research has shown that people who molest animals are likely to rape or molest people." In thirty-six of America's states, bestiality is illegal. Alaska is considering a ban.
- Conducting sexual acts with an animal. This article is a stub. You can help by [ expanding it].
- Bestiality is the beast thing ever! Or is it beastiality is the best thing ever? Or maybe they both suck? Dogs? Double entendre? Whatever. Bestiality isn't what you think it is. That's Beastiality, and it's wrong. For that kind of beastiality see NEABLA. Bestiality is actually the action of two Shi Tzu dogs conducting a section of french horns from the London Symphony Orchestra while simultaneously juggling umbrellas. This was determined by Reuters to be "THE best thing ever!", so in turn, the act of carrying such a thing out would be Bestiality. Bestiality was temporarily bested by a better best, the Best Breasted Breast Beast, which was sadly sent abreast to Breastonia after only a month of being declared as "THE breast thing ever!" Or is it the best thing ever? Or maybe it was never really cool? As a cucumber? Idiom? It was then permantently beasted by a bigger beast, The Big Breeeding Bread Beast and ended up on Fourchan. Oh well.
- Bestiality is an extremely popular pastime whereby a man, woman, or child indulges in consensual sex with a horny and willing animal, often leading to marriage. It was invented in 1837 by Sir Thomas GoatFuck and is legal in most States of America, the one exception being Arkansas where the only sexual activity permitted by law is incest. Bestiality was first made famous by The Beastie Boys who dedicated their entire lives to rapping about the joys of inter-species relationships. Their hit song was 'I want to ram a ram'. This can be a problem as rams get horny. They have horns on their heads and they use their horns to defend themselves against unwanted relationships. So never try face to face anything with a horny sheep. Rams prefer ewes to you. They like female sheep better than humans. In any case the hit song became a huge success across the globe and in many ways was considered the catalyst that was to trigger a worldwide explosion of human-animal intercourse. And whilst Australians find it hilarious to suggest their Kiwi cousins engage in sex with sheep, the statistics tell a different story, with bestiality rates in Australia almost twice that of New Zealand per 1,000 population.
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