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| rdfs:comment | - The iBauer device is Apple's answer to terrorism. It has 4 primary applications, viz., Stomp, Punch, Shoot, and Intel. It is always right. It runs on a testosterone-generated-ion-battery. It has no "sleep" or "off" modes. There is also no "ON" button as the device is born ON. The iBauer can detect the presence of both a genuine terrorist and/or anti-terrorist within a one mile radius using innovative new wireless technology and then do something about it! The iBauer always disregards protocol, and it's virtually unbreakable (well, maybe a little, just enough that you feel sorry for it). Totally un-losable: It's not that you will never lose the iBauer, it's just that the iBauer will always win - even if you lose. Perfect for traveling or looking up fellow terrorists.
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| abstract | - The iBauer device is Apple's answer to terrorism. It has 4 primary applications, viz., Stomp, Punch, Shoot, and Intel. It is always right. It runs on a testosterone-generated-ion-battery. It has no "sleep" or "off" modes. There is also no "ON" button as the device is born ON. The iBauer can detect the presence of both a genuine terrorist and/or anti-terrorist within a one mile radius using innovative new wireless technology and then do something about it! The iBauer always disregards protocol, and it's virtually unbreakable (well, maybe a little, just enough that you feel sorry for it). Totally un-losable: It's not that you will never lose the iBauer, it's just that the iBauer will always win - even if you lose. Perfect for traveling or looking up fellow terrorists.
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