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  • The James Brothers
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  • Henry James is known as a writer of clever and tiresome novels notable for their Miltonic syntax. He lived in Paris for a time but found it too interesting, so spent his remaining years in Sussex, the most boring part of England, apart perhaps from Coventry. William, philosopher and loony doctor, made a successful career telling people things they already knew. He spent his whole life in New England, and why not?
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  • Henry James is known as a writer of clever and tiresome novels notable for their Miltonic syntax. He lived in Paris for a time but found it too interesting, so spent his remaining years in Sussex, the most boring part of England, apart perhaps from Coventry. William, philosopher and loony doctor, made a successful career telling people things they already knew. He spent his whole life in New England, and why not? Jesse moved west and became a bandit and outlaw, stealing from the rich and giving a percentage to the poor, or vice versa, as seemed appropriate to him at the time, in cooperation with his brother, whose name is lost to history, or to excessive drink. He was shot, either by Pat Garrett or Ron Howard, depending on how confused one's memory of song lyrics has become.