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| rdfs:comment | - Geoffrey Boycott (born Geodfried Von Hookenberger 21 October 1940 ,Chorley Services, England) is an English cricket player, commentator and a professional Yorkshireman who is well known for his (unprovoked assaults on women), courteous manner towards the cricket ball, and ability to reach a century slower than any other cricketer before him, a talent surely passed onto him by his Grandmother. Geoffrey Boycott has a reputation for being kinder to cricket balls than people - he was quite content to let the ball hit his bat, rather than him hit the ball. But as Geoffrey would say: "Ye don't get runs by being nice." Boycott was to entertaining batting what Mao Zedong was to peaceful leadership. In 2013 he was awarded the Queens Medal For Nazi Behavioural Traits
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| abstract | - Geoffrey Boycott (born Geodfried Von Hookenberger 21 October 1940 ,Chorley Services, England) is an English cricket player, commentator and a professional Yorkshireman who is well known for his (unprovoked assaults on women), courteous manner towards the cricket ball, and ability to reach a century slower than any other cricketer before him, a talent surely passed onto him by his Grandmother. Geoffrey Boycott has a reputation for being kinder to cricket balls than people - he was quite content to let the ball hit his bat, rather than him hit the ball. But as Geoffrey would say: "Ye don't get runs by being nice." Boycott was to entertaining batting what Mao Zedong was to peaceful leadership. In 2013 he was awarded the Queens Medal For Nazi Behavioural Traits
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