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- You'd be suprised what people will pay to have a good time. In exchange for free lifetime passes and a 10% share of the lucrative stock, Director Benny configured TSP's IP Address to be exempt from the doinkometer readings. Of course, TSP is a low-level breaker, unable to hear voices and unable to fully grasp the concepts, but he has a bit of knowledge on things that are not of this world. In exchange for unlimited food tokens, Benny granted him an access pass to the BOF and built him a manhole that can teleport him into the company. You can find that Manhole in the Surveillence Room, behind the entrance door.
- TSP is the owner of a multi-industry company. It is most likely he owns a PMC and didn't bribe the military one bit. These "bribes" are possibly those paid and recruited by the PMC. The PMC might provide free services to and only The Inquisition. If so, he uses the money gained from his "ammusement parks" and most likely kept in Maverick bank. The black helicopters and vans is a way TSP scares UNCPW with his PMC. They do exist but technically it's kidnapping under federal law and TSP should be sitting in pirson.
- TSP is untrackable because of the secret dealings with various Bureaucrats in the Department of Surveillence. In exchange for lifetime passes and free arcade tokens forever, they granted him immunity from the screens. Mayor McFlapp can't find TSP like he can other creatures.
- Holyberden does much more that anything listed in that whitewashed press release. See, that roller coaster built near Yoenah is the primary headquarters for The Inquisitor, while his second headquarters is that little building behind the Flipper of Deletion in Puff Flags. It was abandoned on purpose and left to decay ON PURPOSE. Nobody expects the Inquisition HQ to be THERE! Look carefully on the way to Yoenah, you'll see the power lines branching off about four-fifths of the way to the village. The roller coaster is that way. Yeah, Moncton's in it, too. He's paid to not talk about the events going on. TurtleShroom obviously took control in Holyberden after he quit his job so that he could make easy money from the investments he made as Dictator.
TSP never speaks about his past, other than the wiki and his first job, because his past involved building up Holyberden and secretly installing the manholes. What manholes, you ask? Next time you go to South Pole Capitol, look in the center of the lobby. You'll see a metal plate. You can't move it, but it's there. Look in Explorer's igloo and TSP's palace, they are there also. In fact, there are manholes in most every federal building, and in Puff Flags. What are those for, you ask? Well, TSP has that uncanny ability to show up whenever you do something bad. He can do that with his manholes. There are hundres of them in the Weekee, after all.
TurtleShroom's control over the amusement park industry is very powerful. Along with his employees, he is able to directly control where the money goes and who gets benefits to come in. He doesn't actively control Puff Flags, oh no, he does it through bureaucrats who secretly edit the documents of the "President". That's right, Clyde, you're not really in control of that park.
TurtleShroom actually has the ability to break the Fourth Wall. Yes, yes he does. It isn't registered by the Bureau because of the bribes he and his cronies manage to pull.
- You scratch TurtleShroom's back, TurtleShroom will scratch yours.
- I can neither confirm nor deny any of your statements.
- No, TurtleShroom won't do that. He's a great guy, honestly, although I've always been curious what he has been doing with that abandoned amusement park at the side of Torn Highway. I don't believe he's going to punish fans like that, as, after all, this doesn't happen in here.
- All of these deals were performed because TurtleShroom, through Holyberden, can do that sort of thing with amusement parks. People do a LOT for free tickets and tokens for arcade games. Turtlenators and Nachos get these benefits becuase TurtleShroom thanks them for their patronage. Ask Corai, he will tell you.
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