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| rdfs:label | - New Waterford, Nova Scotia
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| rdfs:comment | - Many New Waterford residents are employed within the city's booming Spiegel Industrial Complex, which offers its highly-trained professionals the opportunity to regret their career choices and go home early as often as possible. The city is also home to, in several locations throughout its neighborhoods, a drug and alcohol consumption industry that, according to recent government statistics, produces a whopping 86% of Cape Breton's current hangovers. Prostitution has its own special twist in New Waterford, as most local prostitutes (known locally as "girls from New Waterford") will gladly provide sex for free, or in exchange for a ride to the store and a pack of smokes.
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| abstract | - Many New Waterford residents are employed within the city's booming Spiegel Industrial Complex, which offers its highly-trained professionals the opportunity to regret their career choices and go home early as often as possible. The city is also home to, in several locations throughout its neighborhoods, a drug and alcohol consumption industry that, according to recent government statistics, produces a whopping 86% of Cape Breton's current hangovers. Prostitution has its own special twist in New Waterford, as most local prostitutes (known locally as "girls from New Waterford") will gladly provide sex for free, or in exchange for a ride to the store and a pack of smokes.
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