| abstract | - Clown Enema University is a private university in The Land of Chocolate. Its main campuses are located in the Greater Podunk area of the land, with another campus and private research facility, the Rome Center, located in Scotland. Clown Enema University, often abbreviated to CEU, is ranked a middle national university and boasts the "best value" for edumacation in the country. The university was established by The Land of Chocolate's native chocolate people in 1835, and, at the time, was the most prestigious school of higher edumacation in North America. The college was closed for some time in the 1950s due to political struggles and the eventual civil war. As mankind prevailed, the university was reopened and the damage repaired. Since then, Clown Enema University has become a proud leader in lower education. The complete and utter bullshit below represents only a snapshot of Clown Enema University, a university continually building on its achievements to better serve its undergraduate, graduate, professional and adult students.
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