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  • San Liechtenbourg
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  • San Liechtenbourg is the smallest German-speaking country in the world with a population of 120 and a maximum height of 3 feet. It is an absolute monarchy divided into 11 municipalities each governed by a minor royal. The motto of San Liechtenbourg is shared with the prince:
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  • San Liechtenbourg is the smallest German-speaking country in the world with a population of 120 and a maximum height of 3 feet. It is an absolute monarchy divided into 11 municipalities each governed by a minor royal. The motto of San Liechtenbourg is shared with the prince: Much of San Liechtenbourg's terrain is mountainous, making it a winter sports destination and popular with dwarves who like to prospect among the towering summits and sing songs about gold without feeling intimidated by the size of the local population. Many cultivated fields and small farms characterize its landscape both in the north (Unterland), in the south (Oberland) and in the West (Disneyland). The East (Swaziland) is mostly scrubby, acacia desert. It is a member of the European Free Trade Agreement in so far as it can be bothered but is not part of the European Union as that might involve allowing Poles and Hungarian Gypsies across the border, an idea prohibited by legislation since 1638.