| abstract | - An Uncyclopedia Junkie is someone who is addicted to Uncyclopedia. One who worships Sophia and takes up Kitten Huffing. They are people who should be Banned from the Internet for making fun of George W. Bush, God, and Jesus. They like to visit France and Ride the snake with Lesbians while Making up Oscar Wilde quotes with MC Hammer and Oprah Winfrey. They are well known for their love of Masturbation and Porn and often smoke Crack. They speak fluent AAAAAAAAA! and have been eaten by a Grue in Zork a great many times. They like to make stains on Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress with Bill Clinton and Ashlee Simpson. They are often found refreshing the recent changes page, and other special pages on Uncyclopedia, and visiting that random page link. They get upset when someone rewrites or deletes one of their articles. They constantly keep writing new articles to make up for the fact that older ones got deleted or rewritten. In fact, you, are one of the Uncyclopedia Junkies, as was your mom, and many other people related to you and your friends. Face it, fanboy/fangirl, Uncyclopedia is the crack of the Internet and you got a bad Uncyclopedia Jones there. Remember that You have two cows, and that is not a lot of bull! Just forget about it and go and have some pie with trolls.
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