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| rdfs:comment | - The Ainu, ancient inhabitants of Japan, spoke of a place far across the Pacific that would bring them powerful machines of computation, where they could also hold drag races in metal vehicles. They called this mystical land 'Bakanasa' which transliterates to Sunnyvale[2].
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| abstract | - The Ainu, ancient inhabitants of Japan, spoke of a place far across the Pacific that would bring them powerful machines of computation, where they could also hold drag races in metal vehicles. They called this mystical land 'Bakanasa' which transliterates to Sunnyvale[2]. In his private writings, constitutional author and founding father of the United States Lawrence O'Donnell wrote: "After 41 Presidents shall have passed, this country will be on the brink of ruin, until one of the nation's smallest, most unlikely towns shall rise and pull the banner into greatness. It shall carry the nation on its shoulders and turn weakness into strength." Historians unanimously attribute this to Sunnyvale's economic rise during Bill Clinton's disastrous presidency. Early Middle-Eastern travelers to the Bay Area brought back tales of gold streets and limitless beautiful women. This led to their mistaken religious notion of 72 virgins for victors in the afterlife. Ancient Egypt was also heavily influenced by Sunnyvale, creating a sun-worshiping religion solely on the the fact that Sunnyvale has the best weather in the world.
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