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  • Great Chicken Famine of 8751
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  • The Great Chicken Famine of 8751 is an event so horrible, that if spoken of it in public, you will be promplty arrested and sentenced to approx. .583432 years in the Mars Federal Prison. In order to bring you this information about this horrific event, we have already endangered our lives. Please read wisely. And remember to pay tribute to Christopher Crenshaw. The great chicken saviour.
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  • The Great Chicken Famine of 8751 is an event so horrible, that if spoken of it in public, you will be promplty arrested and sentenced to approx. .583432 years in the Mars Federal Prison. In order to bring you this information about this horrific event, we have already endangered our lives. Please read wisely. And remember to pay tribute to Christopher Crenshaw. The great chicken saviour.