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  • Holy Bison Beaks!
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  • Well, I thought I’d write a little song, so I wrote a little song. Then I tried to write some lyrics, But I didn’t last too long. So I figured, why not sing about me Trying to write a song and stuff. And I decided to keep on singing ‘til I had had enough, but then I realized… This song needs a hook. An ironic little, Self-refrential, Catchy freakin’ hook. So I made the chorus All about how This song needs a hook. An ironic little, Self-refrential hook. And a guitar solo. [bad guitar solo] Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar] [awesome MIDI guitar solo]
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  • 200.0
Album
  • Clown Circus
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  • Well, I thought I’d write a little song, so I wrote a little song. Then I tried to write some lyrics, But I didn’t last too long. So I figured, why not sing about me Trying to write a song and stuff. And I decided to keep on singing ‘til I had had enough, but then I realized… This song needs a hook. An ironic little, Self-refrential, Catchy freakin’ hook. So I made the chorus All about how This song needs a hook. An ironic little, Self-refrential hook. And a guitar solo. [bad guitar solo] Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar] [awesome MIDI guitar solo] Ugh, stop that. All right, uh… Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay? Okay? Anyone? Hello? Fine. (music starts) Oh. Baby, tell me why, Why do they call it a bridge anyhow? You cannot walk on it, It doesn’t have a guard rail, It doesn’t even hold many cows. This song is sort of caving in on itself, And so it’s going to end right now. Right now. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!