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| rdfs:label | - Rolling your head on the keyboard
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| rdfs:comment | - One shall not roll head on keyboard for many reasons. 1. Because it's a WASTE of TIME 2. Number 1 wasn't enough... Okay. For prolonged periods of time it makes you dizzy 3. It may damage said keyboard 4. And four, it will probably mess up your head Please note, this article was written by a man with much experience in this field. Do call the toll free hot line at 555-0123. Thank you
- Rolling your head on the keyboard has been one of the most significant features of all music genres for hundreds of years. It refers to the act of placing one's head on the keys - ensuring that the mass of the head is resting fully on them - and rotating one's head about the pivot of the neck. This way, the head rolls over the keys and plays as many notes as possible. This is the biggest difference between rolling your head on the keyboard, and Keyboard head bashing.
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| abstract | - One shall not roll head on keyboard for many reasons. 1. Because it's a WASTE of TIME 2. Number 1 wasn't enough... Okay. For prolonged periods of time it makes you dizzy 3. It may damage said keyboard 4. And four, it will probably mess up your head Please note, this article was written by a man with much experience in this field. Do call the toll free hot line at 555-0123. Thank you
- Rolling your head on the keyboard has been one of the most significant features of all music genres for hundreds of years. It refers to the act of placing one's head on the keys - ensuring that the mass of the head is resting fully on them - and rotating one's head about the pivot of the neck. This way, the head rolls over the keys and plays as many notes as possible. This is the biggest difference between rolling your head on the keyboard, and Keyboard head bashing. The art of rolling your head on the keyboard has existed since the invention of the piano in the early 18th century. This new idea was widely embraced by citizens at the time because the predecessor of the piano was the harpsichord, and rolling your head on the harpsichord caused pain because of its tough strings, and led to diseases such as communism. Musicians were fond of this new idea and rolled their heads all day long - all of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's sonatas are a result of this composition method.
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