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| rdfs:comment | - Oh bugger, that's a real cock that is. Police lately had to slaughter trillions of PCs due to an outbreak of this bizatch. Hard luck. They had to re-call a whole batch of Apple Macs.
- Booz Allen 27 Apr 2006 -- Telephone and Internet services could be overwhelmed and shut down in the early stages of a bird flu pandemic, according to a report released on Thursday. Businesses need to think of other ways to keep going as governments close schools and direct people to stay home, management consulting firm Booz Allen Hamilton reported... "Telecommunications (phone and Internet) will likely be overwhelmed early in a pandemic, with experts predicting shut-downs in two to four days, meaning that telecommuting will not be viable and alternative communications need to be explored," the report read. "Governments will likely direct the general population to stay in their homes, and minimize social contact," it added. ['Overwhelmed?' No. The Bush dictatorship is going to *shut it dow
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| abstract | - Oh bugger, that's a real cock that is. Police lately had to slaughter trillions of PCs due to an outbreak of this bizatch. Hard luck. They had to re-call a whole batch of Apple Macs.
- Booz Allen 27 Apr 2006 -- Telephone and Internet services could be overwhelmed and shut down in the early stages of a bird flu pandemic, according to a report released on Thursday. Businesses need to think of other ways to keep going as governments close schools and direct people to stay home, management consulting firm Booz Allen Hamilton reported... "Telecommunications (phone and Internet) will likely be overwhelmed early in a pandemic, with experts predicting shut-downs in two to four days, meaning that telecommuting will not be viable and alternative communications need to be explored," the report read. "Governments will likely direct the general population to stay in their homes, and minimize social contact," it added. ['Overwhelmed?' No. The Bush dictatorship is going to *shut it down.*]
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