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  • Strong Bad
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  • Strong Bad likes to checka his email. He hates Homestar Runner and You. He thinks you suck.
  • Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your money in a paper or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, a video game lover, the hottest, and real real hot. Me, my big brother, and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of crappy members round here, I'm certainly more awesome than this Bowser Jr. dude I've heard about. I've directed bunches of movies in which I've also starred in. And I got a comic that has a bunch of girls in it. So anyway, just form the lines already and sign your username.
  • Strong Bad is a popular web antaoginst. He checks E-mils daily by time by time. He had been on the WiiWare shop in 2008 and had already became a video game character. He has ruin the life of his rival (Homestar Runner), make up secens to an action movie, and recentally outside Nintendo, competes in Poker. Strong Bad has a lot to make up for his arogants Apperances: * Homestar Ruiner (WiiWare) * Dangeresque 3 (WiiWare) * 8-Bit is Enough (WiiWare) * Poker Night at The Invantory
  • Strong Bad is a protagonist villain from Homestar Runner.com and Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People (or SBCG4AP for short). He is mostly known for his email series (dubbed "Sbemails") where he responds to selected emails from fans and watchers.
  • Strong Bad is a character in the Internet Flash cartoon series Homestar Runner. He isn't really a musician, but he frequently tries to mimic the mechanics of certain genres of music in his personal show, Strong Bad E-mails. In one of his e-mails, he was asked how to draw a dragon. It turns out Strong Bad is a 'master' at drawing dragons. So he grabs a white sheet of paper and starts drawing, going through some "simple step-by-step instructions" for the viewer. After a scrapped first draft, he reaches the finished product. He then decides to check on his "students". The song Trogdor (named after the dragon in his drawing) starts up following the scene. In the e-mail (or better known as sbemails) the song can be heard being played by horns and keyboards. Although through the site's store you
  • Stong Bad wears a wrestling mask and boxing gloves. Which apparently are actualy connected to his body because he never takes them off (and in the sbmail "Some Kind of Robot" when a reader asks if he takes off his mask or boxing gloves when he goes to sleep he asks if the reader takes off his face or hands when he goes to sleep.) Much of the time he acts like an idiot, however he also has a surprising amount of Intelligence. Such as when he corrects a reader through song about the difference between "it's" and "its." Strong bad has a love of pranks and cruelty, kicking his loyal henchman the cheat, and conning Homestar Runner into giving him his credit card number. Tipping over a doughnut fryer full of hot oil onto Homestar, ruining Homestar's computer with "supposedly citrus flavored 'Mr.
  • Even though he's completely normal, thus completely boring, Strong Bad is the most popular character on the site, thanks to his career checking nails, as nails aren't nails unless they're checked. A saying older than life itself. Strong Bad found a method of checking nails on his computer, a method called e-nailing. To make it look cooler, he developed a show called Strong Bad Enail. It is now the most popular (if not only) e-nail show ever. He also likes to compose songs while he's on the toilet, or in other embarassing places.
  • Though his early work is among some of the most well-known and critically acclaimed work of all time, he has rejected his early career as "total crap". His most popular and critically acclaimed work - an epic 22 minute song about a person named Sibby (aptly named Song About Sibby) - spent 57 weeks at the top of the billboard charts. Song about Sibby famously outsold the second best selling record of 1993, Bible: The Audio Book, by a ratio of 2 to 1 but was knocked off the #1 spot by Vanilla Ice's masterpiece - Ice Ice Baby. He now lives a solitary and secluded life as a cranky old Jewish man in the south of Florida. He spends most of his time sending cruel and demeaning e-mails to his former fans on his brand new computer. He has publicly stated that in his old age he only writes for himse
  • Originally, he started out as the villain who tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before Homestar Runner. In the manner that minor characters become breakout characters, he's now less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief, with his irascible sarcasm and rough voice seeming to make him ever more popular with fans of the website.
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type of villain
  • Bully, Thug, Parody Villain
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Goals
  • Prove to everyone that he's the coolest and baddest guy who's ever lived
Origin
  • Homestar Runner
Skills
  • Varied capabilities with weaponry, some hand-to-hand experience, psychic ability to make caps pop off
Name
  • Strong Bad
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  • Character
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  • Artwork of Strong Bad
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Alias
  • Numerous aliases used for varied purposes, such as Tip Tappers, Professor Tor Coolguy, and multiple prank call names
Hobby
  • Checking emails , assaulting and harassing others, beating up Homestar, Strong Sad, and The Cheat
Occupation
  • Email Show Host/Star
Fullname
  • Strong Bad
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  • 280
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  • Though his early work is among some of the most well-known and critically acclaimed work of all time, he has rejected his early career as "total crap". His most popular and critically acclaimed work - an epic 22 minute song about a person named Sibby (aptly named Song About Sibby) - spent 57 weeks at the top of the billboard charts. Song about Sibby famously outsold the second best selling record of 1993, Bible: The Audio Book, by a ratio of 2 to 1 but was knocked off the #1 spot by Vanilla Ice's masterpiece - Ice Ice Baby. He now lives a solitary and secluded life as a cranky old Jewish man in the south of Florida. He spends most of his time sending cruel and demeaning e-mails to his former fans on his brand new computer. He has publicly stated that in his old age he only writes for himself or, occasionally, "the ladies".
  • Stong Bad wears a wrestling mask and boxing gloves. Which apparently are actualy connected to his body because he never takes them off (and in the sbmail "Some Kind of Robot" when a reader asks if he takes off his mask or boxing gloves when he goes to sleep he asks if the reader takes off his face or hands when he goes to sleep.) Much of the time he acts like an idiot, however he also has a surprising amount of Intelligence. Such as when he corrects a reader through song about the difference between "it's" and "its." Strong bad has a love of pranks and cruelty, kicking his loyal henchman the cheat, and conning Homestar Runner into giving him his credit card number. Tipping over a doughnut fryer full of hot oil onto Homestar, ruining Homestar's computer with "supposedly citrus flavored 'Mr. Dew'". In fact Strongbad has a real problem with Homestar. Strongbad has tricked himself into believing he is a ladies man, and occasionally tries ploys to attract women or counseling viewers on attracting women. Giving advice like writing poetry comparing women's body parts to scented candles. Or opening a fake pizza joint known as the Pizz to give hot college chicks a place to hang out (Humorously, it turns out that Strongbad's fake pizza joint quickly becomes a popular and profitable pizza joint). He also manages to twist the original question asked to him into something that would weird out Andy Kauffman. He was once asked what he would transform into if he could have one transformation power. He established rules for transform powers, like needing a catchphrase he always says before he transforms and a cool sound that happens when the transformation takes place (he chose "Transform unto_____" as his catchphrase and "Dwayne" as his sound). He also established that there are limitations, such as being able to transform unto any animal, but it has to be a baloon animal. Or he can transform into almost anyone, meaning he can transform into an incomplete version of anyone. StrongBad has also created many characters such as Togdor or Stinkoman.
  • Strong Bad likes to checka his email. He hates Homestar Runner and You. He thinks you suck.
  • Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your money in a paper or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, a video game lover, the hottest, and real real hot. Me, my big brother, and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of crappy members round here, I'm certainly more awesome than this Bowser Jr. dude I've heard about. I've directed bunches of movies in which I've also starred in. And I got a comic that has a bunch of girls in it. So anyway, just form the lines already and sign your username.
  • Strong Bad is a popular web antaoginst. He checks E-mils daily by time by time. He had been on the WiiWare shop in 2008 and had already became a video game character. He has ruin the life of his rival (Homestar Runner), make up secens to an action movie, and recentally outside Nintendo, competes in Poker. Strong Bad has a lot to make up for his arogants Apperances: * Homestar Ruiner (WiiWare) * Dangeresque 3 (WiiWare) * 8-Bit is Enough (WiiWare) * Poker Night at The Invantory
  • Even though he's completely normal, thus completely boring, Strong Bad is the most popular character on the site, thanks to his career checking nails, as nails aren't nails unless they're checked. A saying older than life itself. Strong Bad found a method of checking nails on his computer, a method called e-nailing. To make it look cooler, he developed a show called Strong Bad Enail. It is now the most popular (if not only) e-nail show ever. He also likes to compose songs while he's on the toilet, or in other embarassing places. When Strong Bad was young, he was abused by his drunked father, also known as Strong Dad. This is why he had to learn how to wrestle, so he could fight back. Judging by what he does now, he failed badly. His brothers, on the other hand, just waited until child abuse became a law and had him arrested, leaving Strong Bad to suffer the rest of the next years filled with his own suck. Strong Bad was already feuding with Strong Mad because of an incident in Middle school, where Strong Mad embarrassed him by pointing out an error in his math problem, which was 2 + 2 = 4. It turns out that 2 + 2 was actually 22. Strong Bad hates Strong Sad for a currently unknown reason, but someone could think of about 20 reasons off the top of their head.
  • Strong Bad is a protagonist villain from Homestar Runner.com and Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People (or SBCG4AP for short). He is mostly known for his email series (dubbed "Sbemails") where he responds to selected emails from fans and watchers.
  • Strong Bad is a character in the Internet Flash cartoon series Homestar Runner. He isn't really a musician, but he frequently tries to mimic the mechanics of certain genres of music in his personal show, Strong Bad E-mails. In one of his e-mails, he was asked how to draw a dragon. It turns out Strong Bad is a 'master' at drawing dragons. So he grabs a white sheet of paper and starts drawing, going through some "simple step-by-step instructions" for the viewer. After a scrapped first draft, he reaches the finished product. He then decides to check on his "students". The song Trogdor (named after the dragon in his drawing) starts up following the scene. In the e-mail (or better known as sbemails) the song can be heard being played by horns and keyboards. Although through the site's store you can buy the album Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits which is said to feature the song with rock instruments. The song made its way to Guitar Hero II as a bonus track.
  • Originally, he started out as the villain who tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before Homestar Runner. In the manner that minor characters become breakout characters, he's now less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief, with his irascible sarcasm and rough voice seeming to make him ever more popular with fans of the website. He answers emails with a passion, and will make fun of their grammar, punctuation, and spelling—although he's not overly worried about his own. He also hates to be asked about how he manages to type with boxing gloves on. He usually does what he does best when he gets an email like that: DELETED!! He also writes, illustrates, and narrates the series of Teen Girl Squad comics. He has also "written" at least 5 books: Everyone is Different, Strumstar Hammer, That Time of Year, Tubky the Typo-Named Tub, and The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden. Strong Bad is the middle child of The Brothers Strong. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around. He states that both of his brothers are "galactically incapable of having friends" in the email imaginary, one of the very few true insults he has ever made. He's often abusing Homestar, kicking The Cheat, prank-calling Marzipan, or tormenting Strong Sad (although it's been hinted that they got along when they were younger). Although he seems to dislike or positively loathe most people, he enjoys the company of Bubs, The Cheat (his ever-diligent lackey), Senor Cardgage, Strong Mad (his older brother), and, to a lesser extent, Pom Pom. "That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!" Strong Bad has red boxing gloves for hands (which always have square window reflections on them, no matter where he is), round green eyes, and a red lucha libre mask with a blue diamond and black markings for a head (as confirmed in some kinda robot). Although he claims that his mask is his face, he once removed it in the chair. This act caused him a lot of pain but no lasting visible damage. His mask is most likely his face, however, considering that his skull contains the outline of his mask design, and many other clues. He possibly has stretchy skin, as he appeared to stretch the mask from behind Le Restige. His mouth is rectangular, though it often becomes round when he says words with the letter "o". Most of the time, Strong Bad's mouth is in a slight frown, but there are occasions where he smiles. He also wears shiny black pants and red boots. He usually doesn't wear a shirt; according to him, it's better to show off his abs. Strong Bad rules the land of Strong Badia, a barren field behind the dumpsters that is completely devoid of any sentient life. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap", though he hates when people use the word crap when signing emails. He frequently mangles words, as seen in army. ("We're a one man army. Er, a three man one-y. Three-to-one marny?") It has also been implied that he wets the bed, a fact that he attempts to cover up with little success. However, he seems to sleep instead on the couch in his basement, frequently mumbling video game titles, sometimes holding a bag of Potate. Strong Bad also seems to collect eggs, as seen in morning routine, and he keeps them in The Couch. Strong Bad talks a big line, claiming to be a criminal mastermind, a muscle man, and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of any of these claims, and no shortage of evidence that they are all untrue. Strong Bad refuses to acknowledge this however, and continues unaffected with his delusions of grandeur. He is convinced that Marzipan likes, or has a crush on, him when in fact she "really [doesn't] like him at all." Due to his delusional opinions about himself, much of what Strong Bad says is obviously untrue. But Strong Bad also seems to state that he is uncool as seen in the email pizzaz. He loves to listen to Limozeen, Taranchula, and Peter Frampton. He seems to dislike any band that isn't considered metal, such as sloshy, as seen towards the end of concert. He enjoys watching Caleb Rentpayer. He also enjoys doing Jumble puzzles and baking. His love for older technology such as cassette tapes, command prompt computers, old video games and laserdiscs, and the titles of events such as "Awexome Cross '98", and "TrogdorCon '97" suggest that Strong Bad is "living in the past". Despite his love of the nineties, he seems to despise and destroy anything from any previous decade, like 8-Tracks, TVs that lost their essence in the '70s, and the Nintendo Entertainment System. Check out all 3 of my glorious D's! Strong Bad has sung many self-proclaimed hit singles, his most popular being "Everybody to the Limit", which The Cheat made an animated music video of. He also stars as the protagonist in the blockbuster action series "Dangeresque". He works with Homestar and The Cheat at an unnamed tech company, though despite this fixed income, he seems to have financial troubles, and often attempts money making solutions of questionable legitimacy and burns his bills with his BMW Lighter. His financial troubles might be partly due to his high electric bill, which he claims to be $70,000 in environment. His dream job, as stated in from work, is to be a 2nd 2nd assistant space whale scrubber. Strong Bad is somewhat prejudiced; he has been banned from the UK, and often ridicules non-English speakers on their emails. In Homestar Ruiner, Strong Bad says that he hates the Swedes and later makes jokes at their expense, though he did say he should get married to the sender of magic trick, possibly partly because she's Swedish. He also does not get on well with old people or children, although he claims to have children of his own, including Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman, at his second secret home where he goes by the name Vance Mudgeman. He doesn't appear to care much for those children either, or perhaps he does and truly believes that "you got to be firm." As evidenced in stand-up, Strong Bad once did stand-up comedy as a kid. He apparently wasn't very good, as he tried to make up jokes instead of using natural comedy or rehearsed jokes. However, he doesn't like talking about his act, because his pants fell down in front of the audience, and he ran away embarrassed. Strong Bad also made his own band in Baddest Of The Bands which was known as DĂ–I. In it, Strong Bad does the vocals, the King Of Town plays guitar, and Homsar is on the theremin. Strong Bad didn't really pick who was in this band, as after he signed everyone else up, these two were the only characters left to be in the band. Strong Bad also receives mailed letters and items at his mailbox outside his house. On the side of the mailbox is printed "sb_snailmail.exe", which is a parody of "strongbad_email.exe", the computer command he used to use to check his email.