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| rdfs:comment | - William J. "Bill" McCoy, also known as Billy McCoy, The Real McCoy, Big Bill, and Larry the Cable Guy was born in 1923 in Mother Russia. His father, Jim Carrey, was a deadbeat father who spent all of poor Bill's child support money on Hot Pockets. His mother abandoned Bill at a retirement home because she could no longer afford to keep him, even though he was "the best pet ever", and his brother Leonard had left the family to pursue a career in interstellar medicine. Bill was adopted by a local blacksmith named Charles Dickens who vowed to teach him the ways of metal-working when he reached twelve years of age.
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| abstract | - William J. "Bill" McCoy, also known as Billy McCoy, The Real McCoy, Big Bill, and Larry the Cable Guy was born in 1923 in Mother Russia. His father, Jim Carrey, was a deadbeat father who spent all of poor Bill's child support money on Hot Pockets. His mother abandoned Bill at a retirement home because she could no longer afford to keep him, even though he was "the best pet ever", and his brother Leonard had left the family to pursue a career in interstellar medicine. Bill was adopted by a local blacksmith named Charles Dickens who vowed to teach him the ways of metal-working when he reached twelve years of age.
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