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  • In the old days...
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  • As you step in to the foyer of The Old Peoples home and the rank smell of unwashed pajamas and dried urine hits your nostrils with a force usually associated with oxen and Spanish folk festivals. Being the refined young gentleman/lady that you are this severely discomforts you. But in your heart of hearts you know that lumps of mashed potato on the chair and the sweltering heat of the boiler combined with the stench are the least of your worries. Doing your duty as a good grandson/daughter (as applicable) includes one of your Grandmother and her friends stories...
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  • As you step in to the foyer of The Old Peoples home and the rank smell of unwashed pajamas and dried urine hits your nostrils with a force usually associated with oxen and Spanish folk festivals. Being the refined young gentleman/lady that you are this severely discomforts you. But in your heart of hearts you know that lumps of mashed potato on the chair and the sweltering heat of the boiler combined with the stench are the least of your worries. Doing your duty as a good grandson/daughter (as applicable) includes one of your Grandmother and her friends stories...