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| rdfs:comment | - One form of life lower than Hippies. Known to habitate nearly anywhere on the planet, a Whitewater Kayaker can typically be found hanging around trash dumpsters with their pit bull, competeing for the Darwin Award and begging for change in front of local Starbucks stores all whilst plotting the most efficient way to convert the American society to socialism. While liberal, multicultural, racially acceptable and democratic on the surface a recent FOX News poll has found that over 79% of all Whitewater Kayakers are rigid, conservative cracker-ass-white republicans. Typically found in the Southeastern United States and the filthiest parts of Europe Whitewater Kayakers have recently been on the move throughout the world much like the dreaded avian flu, your mom and the Dixie Chicks.
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| abstract | - One form of life lower than Hippies. Known to habitate nearly anywhere on the planet, a Whitewater Kayaker can typically be found hanging around trash dumpsters with their pit bull, competeing for the Darwin Award and begging for change in front of local Starbucks stores all whilst plotting the most efficient way to convert the American society to socialism. While liberal, multicultural, racially acceptable and democratic on the surface a recent FOX News poll has found that over 79% of all Whitewater Kayakers are rigid, conservative cracker-ass-white republicans. Typically found in the Southeastern United States and the filthiest parts of Europe Whitewater Kayakers have recently been on the move throughout the world much like the dreaded avian flu, your mom and the Dixie Chicks.
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