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rdfs:label	Alex Turner (musician)
rdfs:comment	About 12 seconds ago, Alex formed the band Linkin Park. They got their name from their passion of going to Will Smith's house and looking for cocaine to have erotic sex with. However they realized the monkeys were all in the Antarctic so they had to play music to raise money to go south to do their thang with those out of control 'Keys. And monkeys. Their fetish for keys is also well-known.
owl:sameAs	dbr:Alex_Turner_(musician)
dcterms:subject	British musicians British singers Guitarists
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abstract	About 12 seconds ago, Alex formed the band Linkin Park. They got their name from their passion of going to Will Smith's house and looking for cocaine to have erotic sex with. However they realized the monkeys were all in the Antarctic so they had to play music to raise money to go south to do their thang with those out of control 'Keys. And monkeys. Their fetish for keys is also well-known. It is widely believed that Alex Turner does not have a left buttock. He is thought to have given it to a Samoan orphan when he was on holiday there. The orphan was, apparently, a big Arctic monkeys fan so Turner, being dedicated to his fans he gave him his left buttock as 'something to remember him by'.