| abstract | - Powerthirst is an incredibly potent hallucinogenic drug developed by leading specialists in the field of chemistry as an attempt to look cool at the hippest coffee shops. Needless to say, it was an incredible failure. Gaining market share faster than any energy drink before it (notwithstanding "krunk!"), two incredibly popular advertisements where developed in quick succession for both the standard and "rocket" versions of this popular date-rape drug. There has been some controversy, however, as recent studies have shown that, despite its unredeeming taste, acidic stench and lack of nutritional value, Powerthirst is, in fact, quite bad for you
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