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  • Trekkie Monster
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  • He is obsessed with collecting and looking at internet porn, just as Cookie Monster is obsessed with cookies. He also has made millions (perhaps billions or trillions) of dollars investing in pornography on the stock market. Trekkie also sings most of the song "The Internet is for Porn," which has become a popular internet meme. For two days mini hand-puppet versions of Trekkie Monster sold at the opening of the London Avenue Q. These puppets are now highly valued among collectors. However, in the clean version he sings My Social Life is Online" and is obsessed with the internet, but not porn.
  • Trekkie Monster is a character in the Broadway musical Avenue Q who lives in a second floor apartment in a building on Avenue Q, which is a run-down street situated "somewhere way out in Brooklyn or Queens" in New York City. His physical appearance looks similar to that of the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street as well as the Muppet character Sweetums. When the London production of Avenue Q opened, mini hand-puppet versions of Trekkie Monster were sold for two days only. As such, these puppets are now highly valued among collectors.
  • Trekkie Monster was a Puppet-Wookiee hybrid born to Wookiee-Nookie Monster and an unknown Wookiee via Wookiee-Nookie on Sesame Street. Despite his name, he had nothing to do with Star Trek, although Kirk and Spock were indeed ashamed of his very existence. Like his father, Trekkie Monster was a pervert from birth, but even more so. For this reason, Trekkie would often argue with his father over what kind of Holographic Wow to watch on the mind evaporator (usually between Naughty Nude Wookiees and something more, erm, diverse - to put it simply, Trekkie's obsession with non-Wookiee porn was not taken lightly by his father, especially "shameful" since he was part Wookiee himself.) At one point, Wookiee-Nookie Monster kicked his son out of the house for changing the channel to Up Close and Pe
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Eyes
  • Not as googly
Affiliation
  • Porn
Hair
  • Even more than his parents!
Name
  • Trekkie Monster
Species
  • Puppet-Wookiee hybrid
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Gender
Death
  • When his mind evaporator crashed
Masters
  • The HoloNet
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  • Trekkie Monster was a Puppet-Wookiee hybrid born to Wookiee-Nookie Monster and an unknown Wookiee via Wookiee-Nookie on Sesame Street. Despite his name, he had nothing to do with Star Trek, although Kirk and Spock were indeed ashamed of his very existence. Like his father, Trekkie Monster was a pervert from birth, but even more so. For this reason, Trekkie would often argue with his father over what kind of Holographic Wow to watch on the mind evaporator (usually between Naughty Nude Wookiees and something more, erm, diverse - to put it simply, Trekkie's obsession with non-Wookiee porn was not taken lightly by his father, especially "shameful" since he was part Wookiee himself.) At one point, Wookiee-Nookie Monster kicked his son out of the house for changing the channel to Up Close and Personal with Guri when he was about to get to the raunchiest scene in Karkaballa and Kawitchituk's Hot Steaming XXX Furry Escapades. Trekkie Monster proceeded to move to Avenue Q, a third-rate imitation of his old home, and become the most proficient Wookiee-Nookier in the galaxy, earning billions of credits by investing in various pornographic ventures. From that point on, he did absolutely nothing except stay in his apartment and browse the HoloNet for porn of beautiful women and other things too. He became good friends with fellow pervert Attichitcuk over the HoloNet. Eventually, Trekkie died of a broken heart (similar to Padmé Amidala) when his precious mind evaporator crashed and could no longer display any porn for him to fap along to. File:Wiki.pngThis article is a stub. You can help Darthipedia by expanding it. If you don't, we'll destroy your planet.
  • He is obsessed with collecting and looking at internet porn, just as Cookie Monster is obsessed with cookies. He also has made millions (perhaps billions or trillions) of dollars investing in pornography on the stock market. Trekkie also sings most of the song "The Internet is for Porn," which has become a popular internet meme. For two days mini hand-puppet versions of Trekkie Monster sold at the opening of the London Avenue Q. These puppets are now highly valued among collectors. However, in the clean version he sings My Social Life is Online" and is obsessed with the internet, but not porn.
  • Trekkie Monster is a character in the Broadway musical Avenue Q who lives in a second floor apartment in a building on Avenue Q, which is a run-down street situated "somewhere way out in Brooklyn or Queens" in New York City. His physical appearance looks similar to that of the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street as well as the Muppet character Sweetums. Trekkie Monster is obsessed with looking at and collecting porn on the internet just like Cookie Monster is obsessive about cookies. He sings most of the song 'The Internet is for Porn', which has since become a popular Internet meme, especially for World of Warcraft machinima. Trekkie Monster is quite obviously named after the general term for Star Trek followers. When the London production of Avenue Q opened, mini hand-puppet versions of Trekkie Monster were sold for two days only. As such, these puppets are now highly valued among collectors.