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| rdfs:comment | - The Exploding Peasant is a long-standing, inexpensive form of warfare. It uses simple peasantfolk as deadly weapons by providing them with hallucinogenic drugs and forcing them to watch performances of the Soviet National Anthem. This causes absolute loyalty in even the most rebellious subjects, causing them to want, even need to die for their leader. Then, simply strap 'em up to some dynamite, and use against your local Viking menace, or maybe that emo next door who plays music until 3 in the freaking morning (WE DON"T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE I SAY!) You'll soon hear a glorious cry of, "AAAAAAAH MOTHERLAAAAND!" and a satisfying kaboom, knowing your problems are safely asploded.
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| abstract | - The Exploding Peasant is a long-standing, inexpensive form of warfare. It uses simple peasantfolk as deadly weapons by providing them with hallucinogenic drugs and forcing them to watch performances of the Soviet National Anthem. This causes absolute loyalty in even the most rebellious subjects, causing them to want, even need to die for their leader. Then, simply strap 'em up to some dynamite, and use against your local Viking menace, or maybe that emo next door who plays music until 3 in the freaking morning (WE DON"T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE I SAY!) You'll soon hear a glorious cry of, "AAAAAAAH MOTHERLAAAAND!" and a satisfying kaboom, knowing your problems are safely asploded.
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