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  • Future Santa
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  • Longtime time travelers themselves, the Japanese witnessed another act o' merrymaking mischief by Future Santa. They witnessed his visit to the original Jesus nativity, they were awestruck when they found the entire tableau dressed in the colorful Red and White fur suits of the Coca-Cola Company. Eager to commemorate it, when they returned to their own time they released a manger set with the players in Santa suits. Future Santa was furious, threw their juggernaut economy into depression, and is now working to destroy every existing Santa Nativity set. This has caused the set to be a cult favorite among collectors. It is a cross-collectible, appealing to both Santa Collectors and Time Anachronism collectors.
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  • Longtime time travelers themselves, the Japanese witnessed another act o' merrymaking mischief by Future Santa. They witnessed his visit to the original Jesus nativity, they were awestruck when they found the entire tableau dressed in the colorful Red and White fur suits of the Coca-Cola Company. Eager to commemorate it, when they returned to their own time they released a manger set with the players in Santa suits. Future Santa was furious, threw their juggernaut economy into depression, and is now working to destroy every existing Santa Nativity set. This has caused the set to be a cult favorite among collectors. It is a cross-collectible, appealing to both Santa Collectors and Time Anachronism collectors.