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  • Alcoholics Anonymous
  • Alcoholics Anonymous
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  • Alcoholics Anonymous was a rehabilitation program for people that had addiction to alcohol. The group held routine meetings periodically.
  • Sounds like somebody is in denial. Alcohol is the number one cause of death for people in cars. Yes it can. We're the experts. And we're here for you. Now, what's your name? And? "Bullshit". That term is thrown around a lot by certain alcoholic spouse-beating terrorists. You don't want to be one of those, do you? Ah, the second stage is denial. Here, let me tell you about the stages of alcoholism.
  • Alcoholics Anonymous is a large organization that tries to help break those that are addicted to alcohol of their addiction. Although AA (as Alcoholics Anonymous is frequently referred to) has helped many decrease their dependence on alcohol, many conservative religious groups have subjected some of their methodology to criticism because they depend so much on modern psychological methods which are antithetical to Scripture. Instead of appealing to the True and Living God, members of AA are often asked to find a "higher power", which may even be as mundane an item as a watch. This resembles "exchanging the glory of the incorruptible God" for a materialistic idol.
  • Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) is a worldwide organization the helps those who are alcohol-dependent cope with their problem. Characters who are affiliated with AA are: * Aaron Stark, who often leads meetings. * Mark Benford Aaron was Mark's sobriety sponsor until Mark suggested that Aaron was a candidate for the unknown person who told Olivia that Mark had been drinking during his Flash. ("Gimme Some Truth") ("Believe")
  • Alcoholics Anonymous oder Anonyme Alkoholiker (AA) sind eine Selbsthilfegruppe für Ethanol-Abhängige, welche nach dem religiös-motivierten Zwölfschritteprogramm arbeitet. Die Wirksamkeit des Besuchs von AA-Treffen ist umstritten, allgemein wird es nur als eine ergänzende Maßnahme zu einer Therapie empfohlen. Kategorie:Therapie Kategorie:Selbsthilfegruppe Kategorie:Abhängigkeit Kategorie:Ethanol
  • Alcoholics Anonymous is a great organization. It is a group that helps solve all of man's problems. If you get in any kind of trouble, just claim that you are an alcoholic, and AA will bail you out. For example, Mel Gibson was stopped by cops, even though he was driving responsibly. Probably a problem with his tail light. Mel made some off-color comments about the Jews destroying the world and so on. When the liberal media made this a big story, Gibson realized that it was the alcohol talking and entered AA. After less than a week, Mel was cured and today he loves Jews more than anyone.
  • Alcoholics Anonymous is a trap set by the roaming cannibals of London in order to catch easy prey. Whilst in a drunken stupor, alcoholic members of the general pubic are lured down into a back alley by a beer bottle tied onto a fishing line. This is quite amusing to watch as the drunk attempts to get the bottle as it is snatched out of reach just in time by a cannibal wearing Spiderman pyjamas. This star quality of the plan has helped the trap remain unknown to the police as they will just roar with laughter at the doomed prey and sometimes slap parking tickets on their passing rectums.
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  • Alcoholics Anonymous was a rehabilitation program for people that had addiction to alcohol. The group held routine meetings periodically.
  • Sounds like somebody is in denial. Alcohol is the number one cause of death for people in cars. Yes it can. We're the experts. And we're here for you. Now, what's your name? And? "Bullshit". That term is thrown around a lot by certain alcoholic spouse-beating terrorists. You don't want to be one of those, do you? Ah, the second stage is denial. Here, let me tell you about the stages of alcoholism.
  • Alcoholics Anonymous is a large organization that tries to help break those that are addicted to alcohol of their addiction. Although AA (as Alcoholics Anonymous is frequently referred to) has helped many decrease their dependence on alcohol, many conservative religious groups have subjected some of their methodology to criticism because they depend so much on modern psychological methods which are antithetical to Scripture. Instead of appealing to the True and Living God, members of AA are often asked to find a "higher power", which may even be as mundane an item as a watch. This resembles "exchanging the glory of the incorruptible God" for a materialistic idol.
  • Alcoholics Anonymous is a trap set by the roaming cannibals of London in order to catch easy prey. Whilst in a drunken stupor, alcoholic members of the general pubic are lured down into a back alley by a beer bottle tied onto a fishing line. This is quite amusing to watch as the drunk attempts to get the bottle as it is snatched out of reach just in time by a cannibal wearing Spiderman pyjamas. This star quality of the plan has helped the trap remain unknown to the police as they will just roar with laughter at the doomed prey and sometimes slap parking tickets on their passing rectums. Once the prey has been transported back to the pride of cannibals (a giant spiderweb in innercity London with naked Jews seated attentively around the edges) the doomed drunkard will be slapped repeatedly whilst revolving slowly at gas mark 7. After the prey has cried the cannibals feast on their victim. They won't need to eat for another week.
  • Alcoholics Anonymous is a great organization. It is a group that helps solve all of man's problems. If you get in any kind of trouble, just claim that you are an alcoholic, and AA will bail you out. For example, Mel Gibson was stopped by cops, even though he was driving responsibly. Probably a problem with his tail light. Mel made some off-color comments about the Jews destroying the world and so on. When the liberal media made this a big story, Gibson realized that it was the alcohol talking and entered AA. After less than a week, Mel was cured and today he loves Jews more than anyone. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
  • Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) is a worldwide organization the helps those who are alcohol-dependent cope with their problem. Characters who are affiliated with AA are: * Aaron Stark, who often leads meetings. * Mark Benford Aaron was Mark's sobriety sponsor until Mark suggested that Aaron was a candidate for the unknown person who told Olivia that Mark had been drinking during his Flash. ("Gimme Some Truth") ("Believe")
  • Alcoholics Anonymous oder Anonyme Alkoholiker (AA) sind eine Selbsthilfegruppe für Ethanol-Abhängige, welche nach dem religiös-motivierten Zwölfschritteprogramm arbeitet. Die Wirksamkeit des Besuchs von AA-Treffen ist umstritten, allgemein wird es nur als eine ergänzende Maßnahme zu einer Therapie empfohlen. Kategorie:Therapie Kategorie:Selbsthilfegruppe Kategorie:Abhängigkeit Kategorie:Ethanol