| abstract | - Mormons love packing fudge ; Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon Church loved eating his own warm creamy fudge. Still he never quite had enough. Smiths craving for hot fudge could not be satisfied. What’s more the mess was always a bother. It is however believed that a jewish bloke named Uthred was the first to start packing fudge in 180BC, he is still known as the master fudge packer in the Tesco call centre, Dundee. In 1823 Smith was visited by an angel named Moroni. The angel indicated that Joseph had work to accomplish. The messy days of wet loose fudge would come to an end. "Gather others who love fudge," said the angel. Smith became distraught; he never had enough brown butter for himself. The angel then explained that if he brought like minded people together, they could all pack each others fudge. Packing the fudge would make for condensed loafs. When everyone’s fudge was tightly packed, they could enjoy each others fudge. And those that pack fudge together, stay together. Smith soon discovered that women made the creamiest fudge, but only men had the proper stamina to endure the long, back breaking hours required to pack fudge (that and the women where lazy). To this day only men are allowed to pack fudge within the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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