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  • Hikaru Utada
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  • At the early age of 15, when Utada was still confused about her sexuality, the soon-to-be pop princess released the best album ever to hit Japan's CD store shelves. The album "First Time" sold over 7 million copies in Japan and over 10 million worldwide, which makes it Japan's #1 album to date. After Utada realized her instant twist in fame, she also realized that milk and drugs were just the start of something greater. Utada started to splurge on cup noodles, milk, cocaine, and dirty manga. It was the life she always dreamed of until Avex Sex created the ultimate weapon to destroy her, Ayumi Hamasaki. Ayumi Hamasaki had begun her music career at the same time as Utada Hikaru in 1998, but with minor success. Luckily though, her professionaly rated "1 Star for this Craptastic plastic" album
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  • At the early age of 15, when Utada was still confused about her sexuality, the soon-to-be pop princess released the best album ever to hit Japan's CD store shelves. The album "First Time" sold over 7 million copies in Japan and over 10 million worldwide, which makes it Japan's #1 album to date. After Utada realized her instant twist in fame, she also realized that milk and drugs were just the start of something greater. Utada started to splurge on cup noodles, milk, cocaine, and dirty manga. It was the life she always dreamed of until Avex Sex created the ultimate weapon to destroy her, Ayumi Hamasaki. Ayumi Hamasaki had begun her music career at the same time as Utada Hikaru in 1998, but with minor success. Luckily though, her professionaly rated "1 Star for this Craptastic plastic" album "A Song for XXX" was enough for Avex to upgrade Ayumi to "System 2000" (something originally planned for Namie Amuro) On March 28, 2001, Utada Hikaru released her sohpmore album, Dick-stance and Ayumi Hamasaki released her first compilation album, A Best. Rumors have it that Koda Kumi had buttsex with the president of Avex Trax into forcing Ayumi Hamasaki to release a compilation album. Koda Kumi, at the time, did not achieve enough popularity after releasing her debut album. However, she and Utada have had relationship problems before Koda had debuted into the music business. Ayumi Hamasaki on the other hand, was popular among the Japanese. After enough anal pleasure, the president of Avex Sex forced Ayumi Hamasaki to release her first compilation album against Dick-stance. Doing so would stagger the sales of Dick-stance, giving Utada less money to buy her milk and drugs. Koda Kumi has reported to be an avid hoarder of milk and drugs and being the one who taught Utada to love milk and drugs, The fight had begun between Ayumi Hamasaki and Utada Hikaru in 2000 and still continues to this day. They send each other death threats, road kill, babies and dirty pictures of themselves via email and postal. Ayumi went one step further and announced that Utada was no longer invited to attend her birthday party. This saddened Utada deeply as she loves every opportunity she gets to act like a 7-year-old. But after more milk chugs and drug overdoses, Hikki made a great recovery and picked up the pace of death threats.