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  • Left-wing
  • Left-wing
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  • The left-winger often visits coffee shops to drink espresso or machiato. They can be attracted to suburban gardens by supplies of vegetarian food. For best results, ensure you have plenty of large trees to hug.
  • The left-wing is the wing where homosexuals, liberals, feminists, bears, and communists hang out. There they smoke LSD in their water bongs and kill babies. This makes the Baby Jesus sad. The left wing is a homosexual breeding ground for diseases like AIDS, chlamydia, and communism. This is because believe they are the spawn of a non-ice-cream-three-way between retarded fish, retarded dinosaurs and retarded monkeys, as everyone in the left wing believes in the myth of evolution.
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  • The left-winger often visits coffee shops to drink espresso or machiato. They can be attracted to suburban gardens by supplies of vegetarian food. For best results, ensure you have plenty of large trees to hug.
  • The left-wing is the wing where homosexuals, liberals, feminists, bears, and communists hang out. There they smoke LSD in their water bongs and kill babies. This makes the Baby Jesus sad. The left wing is a homosexual breeding ground for diseases like AIDS, chlamydia, and communism. This is because believe they are the spawn of a non-ice-cream-three-way between retarded fish, retarded dinosaurs and retarded monkeys, as everyone in the left wing believes in the myth of evolution.