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- The Philadelphia Flyers are an ice hockey team in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
- The team was created in 1967 along with the Pittsburgh Penguins and a couple other teams that no one gives a crap about. The Flyers, or Nazis, immedeatly started a rivalry with the Penguins. The Flyers won 2 Stanley Cups in 1974, and 1975 by paying the referees $20 million (how they got the money is still unknown), and then hiring a bunch of street fighters to beat up the other teams. Their captain, Bobby Clarke, raped everything in sight (he could essentially be said as the Kobe Bryant of 35 years ago, except with a lot smaller dick). In the middle of the ice, while in a battle for a loose puck, he buttraped Darryl Sittler, Bryan Trottier, Gilbert Perrault, Gordie Howe, Bobby Hull, and Guy Lafleur. Lafleur, however, enjoyed it, (because he's French) and they became gay lovers.
- The Philadelphia Flyers are a professional ice hockey team based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. They are members of the Metropolitan Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Hockey League (NHL). Part of the 1967 NHL Expansion, the Flyers were the first of these expansion teams to win the Stanley Cup in 1974 and again in 1975. Despite five return trips to the Stanley Cup Finals, the Flyers have not won the Cup since. More recently, the team suffered the worst season in franchise history in 2006-07 and missed the playoffs for the first time since 1994 and only the 8th time in franchise history. The Philadelphia Flyers have the second best winning percentage in the NHL behind the Montreal Canadiens.
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- The Philadelphia Flyers are an ice hockey team in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
- The Philadelphia Flyers are a professional ice hockey team based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. They are members of the Metropolitan Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Hockey League (NHL). Part of the 1967 NHL Expansion, the Flyers were the first of these expansion teams to win the Stanley Cup in 1974 and again in 1975. Despite five return trips to the Stanley Cup Finals, the Flyers have not won the Cup since. More recently, the team suffered the worst season in franchise history in 2006-07 and missed the playoffs for the first time since 1994 and only the 8th time in franchise history. The Philadelphia Flyers have the second best winning percentage in the NHL behind the Montreal Canadiens. The Flyers have played their home games on Broad Street since their inception, first at The Spectrum from 1967 until 1996, and then at the Wachovia Center that was later named the Wells Fargo Center in July 2010. They have had rivalries with several teams over the years. Historically, their biggest rivals have been the New York Rangers, with an intense rivalry stretching back to the 1970s, the New Jersey Devils, with whom they traded the Atlantic Division title every season between 1994–95 and 2006–07, and their bitter cross-state rivals the Pittsburgh Penguins.
- The team was created in 1967 along with the Pittsburgh Penguins and a couple other teams that no one gives a crap about. The Flyers, or Nazis, immedeatly started a rivalry with the Penguins. The Flyers won 2 Stanley Cups in 1974, and 1975 by paying the referees $20 million (how they got the money is still unknown), and then hiring a bunch of street fighters to beat up the other teams. Their captain, Bobby Clarke, raped everything in sight (he could essentially be said as the Kobe Bryant of 35 years ago, except with a lot smaller dick). In the middle of the ice, while in a battle for a loose puck, he buttraped Darryl Sittler, Bryan Trottier, Gilbert Perrault, Gordie Howe, Bobby Hull, and Guy Lafleur. Lafleur, however, enjoyed it, (because he's French) and they became gay lovers. The team also had Eric Lindros as the star in the 1990s. He was taken in 1992 after being held by the Quebec Nordiques concentration camp for a year. The Flyers heard his cry and sent out their best rapists to save him, now known as the War of the Rapists. It was a success, but in the process, General Peter Forsberg, Colonel Ron Hextall, Major Mike Ricci, Captain Kerry Huffman, Lieutenant Steve Duchesne, Sergeant Chris Simon, and Privates Jocelyn Thibault and Nolan Baumgartner, were raped harder by the Nordiques, until they moved to Colorado in 1995 and became the "Fagalanche." They lost $15 million, as well. His raping powers were unmatched for the next few years, even up until 1998, when they made it to the final in 1997 (but choked to the Detroit Red Rings.) By the next year however, his raping powers soon diminished due to him being injured A LOT, so they traded him to the Rangers. Lindros' winger, John LeClair, was the "next Bobby Clarke" in the fact that he attempted to mug, flog, then rape everything in sight. However, he was a pussy so he wasn't very good at it. According to Devils defenceman Scott Stevens, LeClair has given Stevens six marriage proposals, all of which Stevens refused. LeClair, however, says that the two are a happy gay couple living in Newark, NJ. Stevens, however, says that he bought his house and LeClair continued to bother him by moving in next to him The Flyers other rivalry is with the New York Rangers, who are a bank that attempts to play hockey. As a result, most of thier players are either old, dickeads, or Jaromir Jagr, and are always overpaid, and they always suck ass. The Flyers are apparenty one of the more SUCK-sessful teams, as they never win the Stanley Cup anymore. Also, every year, the Penguins, who are supported by Gary Bettman, because he can apparently rig every NHL game, and the referees because Sidney Crosby is on the team, and the New Jersey Devils, using their Satanist powers, finish ahead of the Flyers every year in the Atlantis Division.
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