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| rdfs:comment | - The Heaven's Fork was a murderous cult formed in 29 BBY, formed by Joe McFork. McFork, real name Chris Feinstein, formed the cult as a way to get beer money. Him and his friend, Count Forkula, formed the cult based on belief that the almighty F*rk would bring them riches and treasure once the Heaven's Fork killed all the non-believers in the galaxy. McFork was able to get a small group of followers through subliminal messaging on a BowFlex infomercial, and the group put their plans into action. The group attacked a Dunkin' Donuts on Coruscant, and held the customers hostage, demanding to speak to Darth Darth Binks. Binks then destroyed the Dunkin' Donuts, killing everyone inside. The End.
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| successes | - Taking over a Dunkin' Donuts
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| Objective | - Using forks to take over the galaxy.
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| membernames | - *Joe McFork
*Count Forkula
*A bunch of gullible dumbasses
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| abstract | - The Heaven's Fork was a murderous cult formed in 29 BBY, formed by Joe McFork. McFork, real name Chris Feinstein, formed the cult as a way to get beer money. Him and his friend, Count Forkula, formed the cult based on belief that the almighty F*rk would bring them riches and treasure once the Heaven's Fork killed all the non-believers in the galaxy. McFork was able to get a small group of followers through subliminal messaging on a BowFlex infomercial, and the group put their plans into action. The group attacked a Dunkin' Donuts on Coruscant, and held the customers hostage, demanding to speak to Darth Darth Binks. Binks then destroyed the Dunkin' Donuts, killing everyone inside. The End.
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