| rdfs:comment | - David Blunkett (born 6 June 1947) is a British Labour Party politician and has been Member of Parliament for Sheffield Brightside since 1987. Blind since birth and from a poor family in one of Sheffield's most deprived districts, he rose to become Education Secretary from 1997 to 2001, and then Home Secretary from 2001 to 2004, when he resigned after a scandal. Following the 2005 General Election he was appointed Secretary of State for Work and Pensions but was again forced to resign on 2 November 2005 after a series of reports about his external business interests during his brief time outside the cabinet.
- David "blinkett" Blunkett (born 6 June 1947 BC) is a British Labour Party politician, bastketball player and bus/rally car driver, and has been Member of Parliament for the well-known strip club Sheffield Brightside since 1987. Blind since birth and just a poor boy, from a poor family, people spared him his life from this monstrosity.
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| abstract | - David "blinkett" Blunkett (born 6 June 1947 BC) is a British Labour Party politician, bastketball player and bus/rally car driver, and has been Member of Parliament for the well-known strip club Sheffield Brightside since 1987. Blind since birth and just a poor boy, from a poor family, people spared him his life from this monstrosity. He rose to become Education Secretary from 1997 to 2001, and then Homo Secretary from 2001 to 2004, when he resigned after a sexual scandal. Following the 2005 General Election he was appointed Secretary of Making Tea and Fetching Slippers but was again forced to resign on 2 November 2005 after a series of reports about his external business interests, such his trading of Pokemon cards to illegal immigrants (which apparently, they use as currency), and on-the-side job as a bus driver for London's Generic Big Red Bus Corporation, (This didn't go particularly well,) and playing in London's only Basketball Team (and neither did this) after which was made a computer-game named "Dunk-it Blunkett" by an unknown but clearly anti-Blunkett gaming studio as vengeance for claiming their games incite children to commit acts of violence, during his brief time outside the cabinet, plus the fact that he kept spilling the tea, usually on to Tony Blair's slippers which would put the PM in a bad, country-invading mood for the rest of the day.
- David Blunkett (born 6 June 1947) is a British Labour Party politician and has been Member of Parliament for Sheffield Brightside since 1987. Blind since birth and from a poor family in one of Sheffield's most deprived districts, he rose to become Education Secretary from 1997 to 2001, and then Home Secretary from 2001 to 2004, when he resigned after a scandal. Following the 2005 General Election he was appointed Secretary of State for Work and Pensions but was again forced to resign on 2 November 2005 after a series of reports about his external business interests during his brief time outside the cabinet.
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