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  • Giant hogweed
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  • Though most giant hogweeds were initially citizens of Russia, many of them were deported during the Great Hogweed Diaspora, which occurred during the 19th century, and sent to places where they would be less welcome, such as America and England. There, they were cultivated because people thought they looked pretty. They didn't know about the lasers then. Since then, it has also spread to the far recesses of Canada, as well as Ireland, where they are currently celebrating with heavy liquor after successfully decimating a small town with their phototoxic lasers.
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  • Though most giant hogweeds were initially citizens of Russia, many of them were deported during the Great Hogweed Diaspora, which occurred during the 19th century, and sent to places where they would be less welcome, such as America and England. There, they were cultivated because people thought they looked pretty. They didn't know about the lasers then. Since then, it has also spread to the far recesses of Canada, as well as Ireland, where they are currently celebrating with heavy liquor after successfully decimating a small town with their phototoxic lasers.