| rdfs:comment | - Comedian Doug Stanhope has announced his intention to run for president on the Libertarian Party ticket for the 2008 elections. Stanhope endorsed Michael Badnarik in the 2004 presidential race.
- Douglas Verve Stanhope (born on December 25th, 1949) is an American grifter/comedian only British people know, Twitter troll/zombie, TSA child molestor of your kids you took to his weekend barbecue even when he warned you not to, founder of Baiting.Org [defunct] and Tor addict, and former three-time Korean World Heavyweight Beer Pong Champion. To date, he remains the only contestant to have won the San Francisco Comedy Competition and the K-Pop Seoul Heavyweight Beer Pong Championship three times in a row. Also known as “The Verve” or “Version Daddy,” Stanhope won a Olympic Free Style Rap gold medal in 2003. He was also crowned "Comedian of the Century" by a small group of drunken squatters in Death Valley, California after a four-day CIA mind control experiment known as MKULTRA.
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| abstract | - Comedian Doug Stanhope has announced his intention to run for president on the Libertarian Party ticket for the 2008 elections. Stanhope endorsed Michael Badnarik in the 2004 presidential race.
- Douglas Verve Stanhope (born on December 25th, 1949) is an American grifter/comedian only British people know, Twitter troll/zombie, TSA child molestor of your kids you took to his weekend barbecue even when he warned you not to, founder of Baiting.Org [defunct] and Tor addict, and former three-time Korean World Heavyweight Beer Pong Champion. To date, he remains the only contestant to have won the San Francisco Comedy Competition and the K-Pop Seoul Heavyweight Beer Pong Championship three times in a row. Also known as “The Verve” or “Version Daddy,” Stanhope won a Olympic Free Style Rap gold medal in 2003. He was also crowned "Comedian of the Century" by a small group of drunken squatters in Death Valley, California after a four-day CIA mind control experiment known as MKULTRA. Stanhope is known for a non-existent comedic style, which he describes as I Don’t Know, I’m Just Fucking With People with a beer in hand while smoking his lungs out. Throughout his career, he made a name for himself writing haiku poetry with WD-40, as well as having swift feet, taunting tactics, and bumbling buffoonery of crappy consonance and alliteration, a mnemonic device to remember his easy-to-forget jokes to crush his audience with. While Stanhope is renowned for his fast, sharp wit, he also has a great capacity for consuming massive amounts of alcohol, and sounding like a redneck even though he is from Boston. He also displays great courage in the ability to take a punch after yelling "FAGGOT!" at gay blacks and beer pong champions in the audience throughout his career.
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