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  • Humanato
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  • Tucker explains: "In the beginning we didn't really believe what we saw. It was a scientific breakthrough that surprised us a lot. While the general conception of humanatoes has always been that they consist only of potato substance, we actually proved that most of their brains -- if not all of it, we're not completely sure yet -- consist of tomato substance. We are aware that this information is still very fresh, and as a result we're not ready to draw any conclusions yet as to why humanatoes, who have that potato-like look we all love, include tomato substance. All we can do is guess."
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  • Tucker explains: "In the beginning we didn't really believe what we saw. It was a scientific breakthrough that surprised us a lot. While the general conception of humanatoes has always been that they consist only of potato substance, we actually proved that most of their brains -- if not all of it, we're not completely sure yet -- consist of tomato substance. We are aware that this information is still very fresh, and as a result we're not ready to draw any conclusions yet as to why humanatoes, who have that potato-like look we all love, include tomato substance. All we can do is guess." As a response to Shou Tucker's comment, world-renowned artist Mike Tyson has expressed the following regarding one of the humanatoes taking place in the experiment: "It has no ears!"