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  • The Colbert Report/Episodes/Season2/December
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  • --12-20
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  • It starts with a report on Congressman Brad Sherman of California who married after appearing on the Report. Colbert called for the couple to quickly produce more ShermBots. He also noted the problems in the Christian Coalition, which fired a reverend because he advocated reducing poverty and fighting global warming. The "Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude" features a "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger"—Christmas edition.
  • Stephen comments on the nomination of Robert Gates and on NASA's plan to colonize the moon. He then comments on how a tribe of Native Americans kicked out one of his members in his Word segment. After the break there is the "Sport Report" with a rant about the Saginaw Spirit, who lost 3 games in a row despite having a mascot named after him.
  • Stephen complains about his cold and the non-working drugs he took against it. He then honors people in a new segment called "Profiles in Balls". After the break there is a long interview.
  • The whole episode is used to slowly build up to the guitar-solo-challenge against The Decemberists' guitarist Chris Funk, including a Stephen-friendly performance by Robert Schneider of The Apples in Stereo and a "Shred Down". Stephen – whom, after "injuring himself", is replaced by Peter Frampton – wins in a close contest. Other guests included Henry Kissinger, rock critic Anthony DeCurtis, and Governor-elect Eliot Spitzer. The end of the show sees Cheap Trick guitarist and Colbert Report theme writer Rick Nielsen lead the other three guitarists and Stephen in a rendition of the theme.
  • The show starts with Stephen's search for his "son" Stephen junior, an eagle named for him, who ended up in Vancouver. He then talks about how his report got the Seattle-Tacoma Airport to reinstate Christmas trees in the flight lounge.
  • Stephen talks about the Person of the Year decided by Time Magazine and decides that this means all his viewers who did what Stephen told them to do. He then talks about Miss USA and her second chance. After the break he shows a clip on how he visited the Kennedy Institute of Politics at Harvard University trying to bring the students to the "right" path.
  • The show starts with Stephen explaining the new background of his interview table, which is the Birth of Jesus scene . He then talks about Dick Cheney's pregnant lesbian daughter and that there might or not have been an order of Colbert's sperm to her address. After the break there is a new "Tek Jansen" episode.
  • In the beginning he talks about how Rosie O'Donnell's fake Chinese talking has been criticized. He then salutes Jack Kingston who took a stand against the new 5-day-workweek of Congress and talks to him via satellite. After the break there is a "Threat Down!" dealing with threats to Christmas by Britain, Jews, the Police and real Christmas trees .
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  • "It's the season of giving. Only 7 more days for giving people hell for saying Happy Holidays! This is the Colbert Report!"
  • "Space shuttle astronauts, look down: you can see this from space [points at his own head]. This is the Colbert Report!"
  • "No animals were harmed in the filming of this episode. We tried, but that damn monkey was just too fast. This is the Colbert Report!"
  • *tosses coin* "America has won the coin-toss and is elected to receive...the truth! This is the Colbert Report!"
  • "Six days left to get your Christmas shopping done America. Fifteen-and-a-half , thirty-four , This is the Colbert Report!"
  • "When it comes to mental gymnastics, I'm an 14-year-old Romanian girl. And I'm gonna stick the landing. This is the Colbert Report!"
  • "America, take off your thinking caps and put on your feeling shoes. This is the Colbert Report!"
  • "Hey Partridge in that pear tree - stop eating all those pears! This is the Colbert Report!"
  • "Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% respiration. You'd be surprised how many geniuses forget to breathe. This is the Colbert Report!"
  • Morley Safer replaces Stephen in a parody of the opening of 60 Minutes to announce this episode's main event: the guitar-solo challenge between Stephen and The Decemberists' guitarist Chris Funk.
  • "The truth is contagious - and I haven't washed my hands in days. This is the Colbert Report!"
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