| abstract | - Chicken 2 spread through the market like wildfire in a forest of gasoline trees. Less than one week after the invention of chicken 2, it became the highest selling meat at all butchers and supermarkets, ousting even erotic baloney shaped like double-D size breasts. Customers were charged from 40 US dollars per pound for the lowest quality chicken 2 and up to 50 000 US dollars per pound for Wagyu chicken 2. However, most people quickly became addicted to chicken 2 and no protest was observed over the exorbitant price. In a matter of weeks, companies producing chicken and chicken flavoured products made the changeover to chicken 2, famously resulting in Kentucky Fried Chicken’s runaway hit menu of Xtra Crispy Chicken 2 Xtreme Family Pleasers. The stock market boom caused by the huge amount of chicken 2 that was being purchased in 2020 was soon followed by a worldwide depression. This depression was attributed to the fact that over 90% of the world’s workforce had decided to quit their jobs, instead preferring to stay at home all day and eat chicken 2. All scientists investigating the addictive properties of chicken 2 were summarily swayed into discontinuing their investigation for a scrumptiously seasoned wing dangled before their faces. Soon the world’s leaders realized that something had to be done to combat the current depression. This was the infamous “Chicken 2 Rationing System”, which only allowed people to buy a quarter of a pound of chicken 2 per day. Thanks to the rationing system, the depression was put to a quick end in 2099, after just 79 years of wholesale misery alleviated only by the delectable morsel of chicken 2. Once the depression was over, the only issue the world’s leaders had to focus on was the massive overpopulation of 100 metre tall fire breathing chickens.
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